D&D Fortune Cookies

[Nebten]

Yea, especially since I pulled out:

-in bed.

snicker snicker

 

[Scott DeWar]

wwgs (what would grandma say)?

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

snicker snicker

*snicker SNACK*


Fortunes...


"If you fight the Dark King's Champion, a great warrior will fall!"

"Look out for that Treant!"

"Beware Halflings with dijon mustard!"

"Elminster Say: Warriors with oversized swords have trouble finding proper scabbard!"

"Never tell a Dwarf he is 'all helm and no axe.'"

"Today is a good day NOT to fight dragons!"


(- "in bed" understood for all above)

 

[UnknownAtThisTime]

 

[Relique du Madde]

wwgs (what would grandma say)?

[sblock="Don't Click"]
[sblock="I warned you..."]
... in bed?

[/sblock]
[/sblock]

 

[amnuxoll]

This was an actual fortune I received in my cookie while at the table and playing D&D in 1999.

 

[MarkB]

If you are reading this, my assassin just fed you a poisoned fortune cookie.

- The Dark Lord.

P.S. Mwahahahaha!​

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

"Roll for initiative!"

"This is The Fortune Cookie of Zagy...I bet you wish you had his Talisman!"

"If yOU cAn reAd thIs, YoU justT fREEd C'ThuLhu!"

 

[shadzar]

"Guess what spell I prepaired today." ~ Vaarsuvius

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

FWIW, I just found this site:

Fortune Cookie Quote - Online database of fortune cookie messages.


Which helped me come up with these:


"You don't get harmony when everyone is Chaotic Evil."

"Tomorrow morning, as soon as you enter the dungeon, take a left turn."

"Do not let what you do not have prevent you from using what you can loot from the dead."