D&D Fortune Cookies

[shadzar]

"You have just read the Vacuous Fortune Slip. Goodbye."

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

"Klaatu...Barada...Politics!"

 

[Longtooth Studios]

You may say that a bard has good hands if you are a liar.

 

[FireLance]

wwgs (what would grandma say)?

"All the better to see you with, my dear."

 

[TheAuldGrump]

'You Will Kill Things and Take Their Stuff'
'Someone Will Kill You and Take Your Stuff'
'Rocks Will Fall, Every One Will Die'
'Gygax Will Laugh At You'
'There is a Natural 20 in Your Future'
'Crit Happens'
'Better Bring a 10' Pole, You're Going to Need It'
'It's Magic, That's Why'
'Disbelieving in Things That Are Real Does Not Prevent Damage'
'The One With Raise Dead Always Dies First'
'You Will Only Need to Be Faster Than One Other Person'
"Your Next Adventure Will Be Tomb of Horrors. Goodbye'

The Auld Grump

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

"If today you hear hoofbeats, think Minotaurs."

"PAPERCUT! -1HP!"

"Kargak! Urg harur dakk wusself gu dah kaggaga-skel zazul!*"





* Goblin for "Help! I'm being held captive in a fortune cookie factory!"

 

[TheAuldGrump]

'Your GM Just Got a Tarasque In A Box of Random Miniatures. Good Luck!'

The Auld Grump

 

[Momeeche]

20 12 10 8 6 4 These are the numbers you should try to roll.

 

[Scott DeWar]

found this on the webs

 

[Zhaleskra]

That wall must be speeding!