D&D Fortune Cookies

[Sorrowdusk]

"EGG was here."

"*Word of Chaos*"

"The princess is in the other castle."

"Say out loud: ' I want to *Power World Kill* myself.'"

"*Symbol of _______*"

"How does it feel to have eaten a polymorphed child?"

Note: Since the actual words were never written down in any suplement (that I know of), it's hard to tell what is actually written on the fortune.

As for the Word spells, I assume its magical mumbo jumbo just like all verbal components. As for the Symbol I have seen them drawn before-heres the Symbol of Pain:
http://www.wizards.com/dnd/images/ph35_gallery/PHB35_PG291_WEB.jpg

 

[Olgar Shiverstone]

"Botherest thou not the dragon, for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup."

"The BBEG is scrying you."

"This fortune is a lie."

"At the next intersection turn the opposite direction to the one you wish."

"Short-sheeting a wizards bed is a quick path to fame and glory."

 

[Relique du Madde]

"Rest assured, your enemies wil never scry-teliport-coupe de gras you while you sleep"

"Please Save vs Death..."

 

[TheAuldGrump]

'You Will Be A Human Sacrifice Because The GM Wants A Dramatic Ending To His Campaign.'

The Auld Grump

 

[shadzar]

Nice one, can I play too?

"You will play a D&D game set in Rome soon."

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Nice one, can I play too?

"You will play a D&D game set in Rome soon."

Somehow, I knew you'd get there.

 

[shadzar]

Somehow, I knew you'd get there.

It was just the road I chose to take.

 

[Relique du Madde]

Was it the one less traveled? Or was it the interstate?

 

[shadzar]

Was it the one less traveled? Or was it the interstate?

Oh we aren't supposed to talk about the roads.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

"Beware of Gricks bearing gifts."