Going back to Conan for a second, I'll admit that the "son of Atlantis" thing comes up in the De Camp versions, so, it might have been added later.
However, this is a character that is beaten senseless, crucified, left to hang for a day or so, the cross is cut down and he slams to the ground without any cushioning, after the nails are pulled from his hands, he pulls the nails from his feet BY HIMSELF, stands up without help, gets on a horse and then rides for several hours.
This is considered a normal guy?
As normal as many an action hero.
Just saw one two nights ago that was variation on the 1954 book,
I Am Legend- the potagonist was shot with a high-caliber weapon in both legs and either one or both shoulders and left for dead. Instead of bleeding out and/or being eaten by zombies, he managed to (evenually) get up, stagger down the street, break into a car, hot-wire it, drive the car- which MAY have been a stick (I don't recall)- to track down the man who shot him. He then gets into a martial arts fight with his shooter. Now, he
does need a little help to win the fight, but he IS doing spin-kicks on legs that have been ventillated by a .45.
Then he drives the damsel in distress and himself out of the city- which is going to be destroyed by bombs...in a Corvette.
All within the hours before he recieves any real medical treatment for his wounds. He's a badass, yes, but he's just a human with training. No super powers. No soldier serum. No alien blood.
See, I look at Batman and I see a character that is just head and shoulders above everybody else. Sure, there are other super heroes that might be on par, but, think about that for a second. Batman is on par with SUPER HEROES. Not normal Joes. No normal human is even close to equal to Batman/Bruce Wayne.
Sure, Robin/Nightwing might be somewhere in the ballpark, but, since when is he a Normal Joe?
Nightwing- Dick Grayson- was an ordinary human being from birth. He happened to be an acrobat. After his parents were murdered, he went through Bats' training program.
No mutant blood, no magical rituals, no alien nanotech. Just comic book martial arts.
Ergo, normal human.
Are we saying that unless you've been bitten by a radioactive platypus you are a normal human, no matter what? That just because you are strong, smarter, and in every quatifiable way better than a normal person, you're still just a normal guy because you can't shoot lazer beams from your eyes?
Really?
Yes.
Because, as I've said, any human who succeeded at going through the same training- and that is all it is, training- would get comparable results. We know this because other characters who
have gone through that kind of training have had comparable results. And there is a subset of those who have gone beyond and actually gained
REAL superpowers- Deathstroke, Paul Kirk, etc.,- who are/were even more badass.
I would say that Batman is the paragon of humanity. He's the ultimate idealized character, and, as such, he's no long "normal human".
I agree with you up to the word "character." A "paragon of humanity" can only be so if he is still actually human.
Same as pretty much any other pulp character. Doc Savage is a pretty good example here.
That just makes pulp characters into a Mary Sues. If the only things he's got for ingredients to are the same mentors and such- IOW, training- as anyone else might theoretically have to make him über, then all he is is human.
The Phantom, Doc Savage- they're just highly trained humans, nothing else.
Fine, but why can't a D&D fighter do things that Batman can do?
Short answer: they can. Train in martial arts. Train the various stealth skills. Train in Knowledge skills. Use no lethal weapons. Use gear, and lots of it- and the better the gear, the better you'll do.
What you'll find is that the system isn't built to handle the "genius" warrior, but all the other stuff is available.
You'll also find that, just like the real Batman, you can only be so prepared. While you may have a plan to defeat every potential foe you face, you may have to retreat to your home base to get the equipment necessary to implement it. It's not like Bats carries around kryptonite on his utility belt every day just in case he runs into some rogue kryptonians. (Or an all-yellow suit to take down Green Lanterns, or some lead in case he runs into rogue daxamites, or...)
Batman is different than people like Michael Jordan and Stephen Hawking and Bruce Lee, even if, in the fiction, it's just because he chose a different job than these "normal people."
That just means he took a different career path- it doesn't elevate him above humanity.
A D&D fighter should be able to do the incredible things that Batman can do.
He can.
These things are not, when compared with the Real World, any different than the incredible things Achilles and Hercules and Gilgamesh and Musashi and Lancelot and Samson do.
But when compared to those characters within the context of their fiction, he's just a normal human, ad he starts coming up short.
Achilles was invulnerable but for a weak spot that would have been protected by better footwear choices.
Hercules and the other strongmen do things that, by definition within their realities,
nobody else could do. Bats actually has rivals & superiors who could match his exploits.
Lancelot was the greatest warrior in the world AND blessed by God.
Miyamoto Musashi was a real life human, subject to all the limitations that implies- that he was a great warrior and writer does not elevate him beyond that. (Or were you referring to someone else?)
In the context of D&D (a fantasy stewpot), even if a warrior is some normal dude, he's not just a good athlete or a clever fighter. He's beyond that.
I disagree.
Why can't they fight like Batman fights?
As pointed out, he can.