Things not to do at the table. CAUTION!

[Pentius]

FWIW, I have 2 huge buckets of dice in my game room for players to use. Lots of paper & pencils, too.

Do you find that, in your games, character plays you?

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Yes!

And DM is behind Iron Curtain!

 

[Summer-Knight925]

FWIW, I have 2 huge buckets of dice in my game room for players to use. Lots of paper & pencils, too.

10 gallons or beach pails?

Dice usually are shared (ah! someone! I need 4d6! quick!)
and paper...we try to have more than enough, pencils however, they are easily worth a staff of power.

 

[billd91]

That would immediately and possibly irrevocably transform the game into a series of "In Soviet Russia..." jokes. We'd have to switch to a superheroes game and start playing in the Cold War.

In Soviet Russia, the dice roll you...

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

10 gallons or beach pails?

Big cookie/candy jars- so probably in-between.

In Soviet Russia...

...awenturing party ees Communist party

...everyone use big mallet, dual-wield hammer & sickle, or throw stars.

...only totem ees Bear

...no clerics or other priests (clerics are opiate of the classes)

...existence of psionics ees only rumor (Psions trained in spellcraft by KGB to conceal existence)

 

[Summer-Knight925]

In soviet russia, character plays you?

and I want to play a fighter who fights with a light hammer and a sickle, name him "Sergei"

 

[andrea0]

I shall not roll my dice behind my hand, and call out the number before it finishes rolling.

Well thats very funny!

 

[jonesy]

Please, please, please, do NOT try to illustrate the battle scene using your 9th Kyu yellow belt moves. The ficus behind you won't like it, and the glass full of coke in front of you will be everywhere. Nobody is impressed and you're cleaning it.

 

[Orius]

Hmm, you know having a moocher bucket of dice could be a good way of dealing with stubborn dice that just don't want to roll well. It punishes both the moochers and the dice at the same time!

In soviet russia, character plays you?

and I want to play a fighter who fights with a light hammer and a sickle, name him "Sergei"

That's a good start, but too really pull it off you need either druid levels to wild shape into a bear or a fighter or barbarian bear warrior build.

Also while Soviet D&D is funny, what I really want to see is Soviet Paranoia.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Also, while Soviet D&D is funny, what I really want to see is Soviet Paranoia.

In Sowiet Paranoia...

1) only rank ees Red.

2) ees no Troubleshootink inside city- everythink OK. Troubleshootink OUTSIDE city another matter.

3) worry ees about secret CAPITALISTS!