[Adventure]: Land Ho! FWBTHW (DM:H.M.Gimlord,Judge:Ozymandias79)

[Iron Sky]

Phoenix rushes to the cliff's edge with a scream of rage and seems to be about to hurl herself off of it after the minotaur. Her magma beast and tiny blazing phoenix do so, vanishing in a roar of steam as they strike the water.

OOC: Updated Phoenix, now level 11 with help from renau1g's DM Credits and one of my own.

[sblock=Phoenix's Statblock]Phoenix, Female Tiefling Mage/Master of Flame 11
Passive Perception: 22, Passive Insight: 22
AC: 24, Fort:21, Reflex: 24, Will:24, Resist Fire 10 -- Speed:6
HP:66/66, Bloodied:33, Surge Value:16, Surges left:9/9
Initiative +9(x2), Action Points: 1
MBA: +9 AC, 1d4+1 damage. RBA: Range 20, 11 force damage.

Powers: Magic Missile, Scorching Burst, Hypnotism, Infernal Wrath, Burning Spray, Fire Shroud, Ardent Rain, Fire Burst, Fanning the Flames, Shield, Phoenix Step, Second Wind, Flaming Sphere, Summon Magma Beast, Summon Hell Hound, Fire Shield
Items: Spidersilk Mantle, Dagger of Speed, Healing Potion x 1, Flame Bracers

Notes: *Phoenix does not provoke OAs for Ranged or Area attacks. *Phoenix's attacks ignore fire resistance. *Phoenix gains +1 to hit and +2 damage against bloodied foes. *Phoenix does +1d6+2d8 damage and 12 ongoing fire damage on a crit.[/sblock]

 

[Someone]

"What, what's a minotaur?"

"A big humanoid with the head of a bull. I don't mean just bullheaded, but rather, or not to put a too fine point on it and not wanting to generalize to the entirety of the minotaur race which doubtessly included tame and circumspect individuals, also in this particular case, in the literal 'his head is shaped like of a bovine's ' sense, horns included" says Max. "You're on the boat he used to arrive here, so it was natural to think you were with him; given his violent disposition, probably his prisoner. So, if I was wrong, how did you arrive here?"

 

[H.M.Gimlord]

OOC: @Ozymandias79 : Oops . I keep forgetting DM Credits: 6 submitted for approval.

 

[renau1g]

"A big humanoid with the head of a bull. I don't mean just bullheaded, but rather, or not to put a too fine point on it and not wanting to generalize to the entirety of the minotaur race which doubtessly included tame and circumspect individuals, also in this particular case, in the literal 'his head is shaped like of a bovine's ' sense, horns included" says Max. "You're on the boat he used to arrive here, so it was natural to think you were with him; given his violent disposition, probably his prisoner. So, if I was wrong, how did you arrive here?"

"Oh, a head of a bull on people's body? That sounds funny, I hope I can see one. Hmmmm, how I getted here? I was sitting on my bed trying to get some sleeps when I hears some yelling outside. I was at the Hanged Man, maybe I forget to tell that part. So there is yelling and I just want to get some sleep, I have a bad headache and my feet is sore, then I remember that I still have my boots on so I goes to take them off and there is like dust or something on them. It was weird and green. So I try to clean it off and it gets all up on my hands and won't come off. So then I'm trying to get it off my claws and some big heavy sack of hurt hits me in the head. *points to sack on the ground* Then I think, 'Hay, maybe them gods give me treasures, or maybe it scary ghosts trying to hurt me' so I look inside the bag. I touch something and BAM! I'm here and there's all you people here." Tikchik states, his hands animated as he talks.

 

[Voda Vosa]

Sheng sighs again, amidst his search. "All lies, honoured wizard, don't even listen to his ramble. He'll soon tell you how he lost his arm, again, but on a completely different situation. It amuses me how does he comes up with such imaginative stories once, and over, and over again." Sheng explains. "In case you were hit extremely hard and that tiny brain of yours was damaged under that hard chitinous head you have, I'll remind you we were sharing drinks on the hanged man when a blue dragon kidnapped us and brought us to his fortress, where we found these honourable warriors with whom we shared quite an adventure. Our path took us here, to this gods forsaken putrid rock, were everything seems to be willing and able to tear us apart. Now we have a dwarven king to rescue from the three most fearsome green dragons I have lay eyes upon."

 

[renau1g]

The thri-kreen chuckles, it is not a pleasant sound, like nails grating.

"Oh I like you, you are very funny. Trying to trick me like that. I think if I was kidnapped by a dragon I'd remember it, that seems fun...oh-ho-ho... I think I'll help you though, if I can get to see a dragon that will be good and killing one will be even more fun. These big knives I have seem like they could hurt a dragon right-good" Tikchik says.

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Ok, so hopefully he's not too annoying, if he gets like that let me know and I can dial it back. Tikchik has a problem. He suffers from memory loss as a result of some psychic experimentation done when he was in his egg. Unfortunately, he doesn't know he suffers from it, so the blow to his head (and resulting teleportation magic, the second time in a fairly recent time) reset things for him.

Oh, and BTW, I love Sheng. He seems a perfect foil for Tikchik.
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[Ozymandias79]

OOC: 6 DM Credits approved

 

[Voda Vosa]

"It was not 'funny'." Sheng replies dryly, deciding not to waste more energies on explaining things to the insectoid.

OOC: Yeah, I liked the interactions between the characters since the first time they met, missed you back then; Sheng tends to be much of a D*ck if theres no one around like Tikchik to soften his harsh and evil temper. Sheng is finally updated to level 12.

 

[Tenchuu]

OOC: Can someone PM me the stats of Circlet of Mental Onslaught? I lost my D&DI access a while back. Thanks!

 

[Iron Sky]

Phoenix swears as Rhagast disappears from sight but seems to regain control of herself as she turns to the group.

"I'm sure your reminiscing is important and all, but we've got important work to do that isn't on this barren rock. We've got a boat now so let's get going... where are we going now? My primary purpose for being here just left with the tide."

[sblock=Phoenix's Statblock]Phoenix, Female Tiefling Mage/Master of Flame 11
Passive Perception: 22, Passive Insight: 22
AC: 24, Fort:21, Reflex: 24, Will:24, Resist Fire 10 -- Speed:6
HP:66/66, Bloodied:33, Surge Value:16, Surges left:9/9
Initiative +9(x2), Action Points: 1
MBA: +9 AC, 1d4+1 damage. RBA: Range 20, 11 force damage.

Powers: Magic Missile, Scorching Burst, Hypnotism, Infernal Wrath, Burning Spray, Fire Shroud, Ardent Rain, Fire Burst, Fanning the Flames, Shield, Phoenix Step, Second Wind, Flaming Sphere, Summon Magma Beast, Summon Hell Hound, Fire Shield
Items: Spidersilk Mantle, Dagger of Speed, Healing Potion x 1, Flame Bracers

Notes: *Phoenix does not provoke OAs for Ranged or Area attacks. *Phoenix's attacks ignore fire resistance. *Phoenix gains +1 to hit and +2 damage against bloodied foes. *Phoenix does +1d6+2d8 damage and 12 ongoing fire damage on a crit.[/sblock]