But I do find some of the options a bit puzzling. Wouldn't a rogue black hole be a major impact event?
You may label it such if it gives you pleasure!

And the missing option of a nearby supernova would probably act similarly to a gamma ray burst but be a lot more likely. All in fun, of course, and the list can't be comprehensive, so I'm just throwing some thoughts out there.
Yeah, supernova's one I should have on there. I'll add it!