Manbearcat
Legend
To put things into perspective, I'm not sure that @Manbearcat even suffered any broken bones there. A competitive marathon will take a month for the athlete to recover from. Gruesome wounds? Not even close.
2 minor fractures but nothing to write home about. A "grueseome wound" would be akin to what I saw when I was 18. One of my friends took an 88 mile an hour fastball to the left eye. Broken nose and utterly crushed orbital socket with all kinds of complications (including his freaking eyeball basically being out of socket). That right there. That is the kind of injury you would expect if someone hit you in the face with a flail, morningstar, or warhammer in real combat. You're not doing anything after that. You're done. HP do not have that narrative capacity within them.