Dumb Movies

[was]

..As I sit here watching the Sci Fi channel original movie "Chupacabra vs. the Alamo", I reflected back on all the dumb movies that I have seen over the years. I'm talking about those that don't even qualify as "B" movies. I think the worst was one I watched in the late 80's on the USA 'Up All Night' series called "Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death". It was about two warring Amazon tribes fighting over which dipping sauce, guacamole or cocktail sauce, was best with raw male flesh.
..So, what is the dumbest movie that you have ever watched from beginning to end?

 

[Ryujin]

"Plan 9 From Outer Space" takes the top spot but honourable mention goes to both "Chopper Chicks in Zombie Town" (featuring Billy Bob Thornton) and "Knight Riders" (a truly crappy take on Arthurian Legend, with motorcycles).

 

[Joker]

The Blood Pit of Horror was pretty good. "I will torture you...to death."

 

[trappedslider]

Manos The hands of fate....i watched that once without the help of MST3K...never again

 

[Tonguez]

The Ruins - blood sucking flowers in a mayan temple, its the absolute worst movie I've ever watched.

At least Plan 9 has campiness to redeem it and Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death is intentionally stupid.

The Ruins actually tries and still fails dismally

 

[Hand of Evil]

Almost any movie on SciFi these days but the worst is the movie that must not be named: Highlander II: The Quickening.

 

[Tonguez]

Almost any movie on SciFi these days but the worst is the movie that must not be named: Highlander II: The Quickening.

What are you talking about? i've never heard of it and never will...

 

[WayneLigon]

The Village. The entire plot hinges on such an insane level of suspension of disbelief that I cannot stand it.

 

[Wednesday Boy]

The Village. The entire plot hinges on such an insane level of suspension of disbelief that I cannot stand it.

To me The Village seemed adequate for a half hour Tales From the Crypt episode but couldn't sustain a full length movie.

The dumbest movie I've seen is Southland Tales. It's not entertaining to watch dumb, like Plan 9. It painfully thinks it's a good movie. I would rather watch Highlander 2 over and over again before watching Southland Tales again.

 

[Jhaelen]

..So, what is the dumbest movie that you have ever watched from beginning to end?

Uhh, I don't remember. There's been plenty, I guess. I tend to watch most movies from beginning to end, hoping against hope that they'll get better at some point...

So, instead, allow me to mention The Three Musketeers (2011) which was so awful I couldn't stand watching it longer than about 15 minutes.