How to ruin a classic movie

[megamania]

Die Hard starring Justin Bieber in the role of John McClane

Stab my eyes.... no better- stab his

 

[megamania]

Seeing Bieber get shot, blown up, and having his feet cut to shreds. How could that NOT be a good movie?

He survives.... he has sequels

 

[megamania]

Michael Bay as the director of remake of Silence of the Lambs

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

You will believe a man can lens-flare a corpse.

 

[Ryujin]

He survives.... he has sequels

Five movies of watching him get dragged through a razor wire lined keyhole by his member? I might be able to sit through that.

 

[Eltab]

Jim Carrey's "Liar Liar" lawyer character stars in a remake of "To Kill A Mockingbird".

 

[Hussar]

Kim Kardashian as Audrey Hepburn's character in Roman Holiday.

Gibert Godfried as the Terminator.

Nicholas Cage as Gandalf in the Fellowship of the Rings directed by JJ Abrams. (I wonder what mystery he could shove into FotR to keep people interested. The Ring isn't really the Ring, it's a bagel!)

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

The Ring is a Lie.

 

[Ryujin]

The Ring is a Lie.

The One Ring's inscription is a clue on where to find Sauron's secret cache of Kosher recipes.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Kevin Costner as Gandalf in the Fellowship of the Rings directed by Kevin Costner. Screenplay by Kevin Costner. Benedict Cummerbatch as Legolas.

Wait...no...

Christopher Walken as Gandalf in the Fellowship of the Rings directed by Quentin Tarantino. Screenplay by Quentin Tarantino. Ving Rhames as Sauron. Samuel L. Jackson as Samwise Gangee. John Travolta as Frodo. Harvey Keitel as Boromir. Bruce Willis as Aragorn. Eric Stoltz as Legolas. Danny Trejo shows up as the lead Orc.