How to ruin a classic movie

megamania · Apr 26, 2016

Hand of Evil said:
Die Hard starring Justin Bieber in the role of John McClane

Stab my eyes.... no better- stab his

megamania · Apr 26, 2016

Ryujin said:
Seeing Bieber get shot, blown up, and having his feet cut to shreds. How could that NOT be a good movie?

He survives.... he has sequels

megamania · Apr 26, 2016

Michael Bay as the director of remake of Silence of the Lambs

Dannyalcatraz · Apr 26, 2016

You will believe a man can lens-flare a corpse.

Ryujin · Apr 26, 2016

megamania said:
He survives.... he has sequels

Five movies of watching him get dragged through a razor wire lined keyhole by his member? I might be able to sit through that.

Eltab · May 2, 2016

Jim Carrey's "Liar Liar" lawyer character stars in a remake of "To Kill A Mockingbird".

Hussar · May 5, 2016

Kim Kardashian as Audrey Hepburn's character in Roman Holiday.

Gibert Godfried as the Terminator.

Nicholas Cage as Gandalf in the Fellowship of the Rings directed by JJ Abrams. (I wonder what mystery he could shove into FotR to keep people interested. The Ring isn't really the Ring, it's a bagel!)

Dannyalcatraz · May 5, 2016

The Ring is a Lie.

Ryujin · May 5, 2016

Dannyalcatraz said:
The Ring is a Lie.

The One Ring's inscription is a clue on where to find Sauron's secret cache of Kosher recipes.

Dannyalcatraz · May 5, 2016

Kevin Costner as Gandalf in the Fellowship of the Rings directed by Kevin Costner. Screenplay by Kevin Costner. Benedict Cummerbatch as Legolas.

Wait...no...

Christopher Walken as Gandalf in the Fellowship of the Rings directed by Quentin Tarantino. Screenplay by Quentin Tarantino. Ving Rhames as Sauron. Samuel L. Jackson as Samwise Gangee. John Travolta as Frodo. Harvey Keitel as Boromir. Bruce Willis as Aragorn. Eric Stoltz as Legolas. Danny Trejo shows up as the lead Orc.