Maxperson
Morkus from Orkus
I really do enjoy quoting a certain paragraph from page 10 of the DMG:
And it goes on to say that association can even be a null pointer without causing a compilation or runtime error.
Except nobody is arguing that the DM can't change the fluff.

That page in the DMG is about the DM altering things for his world. And it's right, it doesn't matter what he chooses to alter, so long as it's fun for the players.