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[jonesy]

Here is a show of atletisism.. athlethesisi.. athlathlethism.. he go fast:

[video=youtube;0rI9lYjE1eY]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rI9lYjE1eY[/video]

 

[Aeson]

I put a potato in the microwave and pushed the pizza button. Four minutes later, it's still a potato.

 

[Aeson]

I saw the Amazon in the store. If she was going with the others she should have left for Nashville days ago. I wish I could have talked to her beyond saying excuse me as I passed by her.

 

[megamania]

Well today sucked.

Had dinner with the outlaws. They were all happy about each of the kid's jobs and their daughters new job and then then they looked at me...…

Knew they didn't understand me but now I can see what they really think of me.

 

[Aeson]

I haven't been in your position. I do believe I would be if I were ever to marry someone. I have little to offer. I'm not impressive in any way. I often make less than good first impressions. Maybe I'll get lucky and find one of those families willing to pay you to leave their daughter. Jk....sort of..

I feel for you. Hang in there, maybe you'll out live them.

 

[megamania]

doubt it. Based on my precog I have less than 15 months to live now. State and doctors won't say anything other than "huh....."

 

[Aeson]

I went the clinic today. It's a pay what you can kind of clinic. They're awesome though. Really nice and caring. I handed out my business card to a couple of them. The receptionist said she would pass my card along to one running the clinic. I hope so. The doctor mentioned the clinic might need help. Maybe with a few of them with my card, word will get around. They know about my situation. Maybe they'll throw some business my way.


I've been working on my sales pitch. Saying that if they take their computer to a shop it could be weeks before they see it again. I said I come to you. Instead of the computer sitting on a shelf for a week before they get to it, I might be able to get it done that day.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Quality work with quick turnaround is a solid pitch.

 

[Aeson]

There is a young Youtuber named Soph. She is hilarious in a preteen George Carlin way. It's crude but well said and thought out.

 

[megamania]

I went the clinic today. It's a pay what you can kind of clinic. They're awesome though. Really nice and caring. I handed out my business card to a couple of them. The receptionist said she would pass my card along to one running the clinic. I hope so. The doctor mentioned the clinic might need help. Maybe with a few of them with my card, word will get around. They know about my situation. Maybe they'll throw some business my way.


I've been working on my sales pitch. Saying that if they take their computer to a shop it could be weeks before they see it again. I said I come to you. Instead of the computer sitting on a shelf for a week before they get to it, I might be able to get it done that day.

I hope it all works out.