Happy First Level Fighter's Day! (D&D Open Pun Thread)

[lowkey13]

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[Tony Vargas]

That's 1st level First Edition fighters.

And certain CR 9 NPCs, in 5e, I suppose.

 

[aco175]

I thought it was a reference to the 12 pages in the thread about what a fighter is. Pretty punny though.

 

[Garthanos]

So, what the title says.

First, in America, a salute to any and all first level fighters.

Second, feel free to share your best (worst?) D&D puns!

Bonus points if they were used in play ....

I see what you did there... ok I am admitting I didn't initially but thank you for that fun little throwback.,

 

[lowkey13]

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[Garthanos]

No puns??

A foolish consistency is the large goblinoid of small minds.

Back when I first played D&D we had a mule that was chopped in half by an overzealous DM who was insisting on enforcing (we put it in a doorway to prevent the door from closing on us) ... well it was cut in twain regardless I do not remember why but half horsey puns ruled our humor for what felt like days after the occurrence.

 

[Morrus]

First, in America, a salute to any and all first level fighters.

And those outside America, too.

 

[Wiseblood]

Playing at a friends house in rural West Virginia one of their dogs had brought home something looking like a human hand. We arrived after the police had been there to collect the potential evidence. Hearing the story we were ready with the gallows humor offering to lend a hand with anything. We kept the ball rolling all night. Thankfully it was not human. It was ursus amaricanus probably poached but I can’t be certain. We were relentless though.

 

[Richards]

Back when I first played D&D we had a mule that was chopped in half by an overzealous DM....

Really? That seems kind of half-assed....

Johnathan

 

[MarkB]

In one of our campaigns I was playing a cleric of a fertility God, and another player played his younger sister, who was a former temple prostitute.

While exploring an ancient tomb, the DM was describing a burial chamber that contained more than one sarcophagus, and I joked with the other player that his character wasn't keen on the word 'sarcophagi' because it sounded like one of the services she used to have to perform in her old profession.

Ever since then, nobody who was in that group has been able to say or hear the word 'sarcophagi' and keep a straight face.