pming
Legend
Hiya!
Me and two friends inadvertently created the most tasty...and messy!...snack during a 2e AD&D campaign we were playing back in mid/late 90's (our only 2e campaign, come to think of it...). What is it you ask? I present to you...
The Salsa-Muffin
NOTE Requires the use of a stove or, best and fastest results, a toaster oven.
Preparation:
1. Toast your English muffin
2. Add generous (almost TOO generous) amounts of butter.
3. Place cheese slices (semi thick; say...2mm) on each muffin half.
4. Place in toaster oven and melt cheese.
5. Add MORE butter on top of melted cheese; you want it to be, literally, dripping off the edges.
6. IF butter isn't melted enough...toss it into the toaster oven again for a few seconds.
7. Dollop on a BIG spoonful of cold temperature, but mod/hot spiciness, Salsa (typically, about a "heaping tablespoon" per muffin half).
8. Take it all over to a sink to eat it there. Trust me...it WILL be messy! GLORIOUSLY messy!
Trust me. Best dang 'snack' you have EVER had!
You're welcome.
^_^
Paul L. Ming
Me and two friends inadvertently created the most tasty...and messy!...snack during a 2e AD&D campaign we were playing back in mid/late 90's (our only 2e campaign, come to think of it...). What is it you ask? I present to you...
The Salsa-Muffin
- 1 English muffin
- Copious amount of REAL salted butter (don't bother with anything else... doesn't work).
- Salsa...cold temperature, moderate to hot spiciness!
- Cheese (I like Mild cheddar, but Old works too, but I up the salsa spiciness)
NOTE Requires the use of a stove or, best and fastest results, a toaster oven.
Preparation:
1. Toast your English muffin
2. Add generous (almost TOO generous) amounts of butter.
3. Place cheese slices (semi thick; say...2mm) on each muffin half.
4. Place in toaster oven and melt cheese.
5. Add MORE butter on top of melted cheese; you want it to be, literally, dripping off the edges.
6. IF butter isn't melted enough...toss it into the toaster oven again for a few seconds.
7. Dollop on a BIG spoonful of cold temperature, but mod/hot spiciness, Salsa (typically, about a "heaping tablespoon" per muffin half).
8. Take it all over to a sink to eat it there. Trust me...it WILL be messy! GLORIOUSLY messy!
Trust me. Best dang 'snack' you have EVER had!
You're welcome.

^_^
Paul L. Ming