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[Aeson]

I am fond of generous buttocks, and I cannot deceive you.

 

[megamania]

So..... as the insurance is written..... I can either have a visiting nurse change my catheter and check on my health OR I can get a proper wheelchair..... not both.

WTF ?!?

 

[megamania]

I am fond of generous buttocks, and I cannot deceive you.

 

[Aeson]

While that is indeed a grand posterior, I have to admit, it is not the hind quarters I prefer.

 

[Aeson]

Due to a senator retirement we have 2 Senate races instead 1 this year. Both have a runoff set for January. The Secretary of State bowing to pressure to resign from both incumbents (Republicans), has decided to call for a BY HAND RECOUNT of over 5 million votes in 159 counties. It all has to be done by November 20. As I understand it, the 2 incumbents are the only ones saying anything about the Senate race. Everyone else is focused on the Presidential race. I find it odd that no other down ballot race in any other state has been called into question. Only the presidential race is being questioned. If there was so blatantly obvious fraud, shouldn't it be across all races not the presidential?

I bring it up not to start something. I wanted share the Herculean task that is ahead for my state. It's insane that it's come to this. All the work and money that's going into it. The fiscal conservatives should be outraged. I'm not sure they exist anymore. I don't envy the people having to do this. The pressure has to be immense.

 

[megamania]

So..... as the insurance is written..... I can either have a visiting nurse change my catheter and check on my health OR I can get a proper wheelchair..... not both.

WTF ?!?

Nurses varied it and yup- that's the way it works. They will do their best next week to evaluate me, siz me and get me something better than what I am in currently.

 

[Dog Moon]

Is that twice a month or once every two months?

Speaking of which, whose idea was it to make bi-weekly/bi-monthly into either twice per instance or every other instance? Terrible wording...

But by the (in)frequency of my posting, you should have SOME idea. (It's the former option).

 

[Dog Moon]

HAND RECOUNT of over 5 million votes in 159 counties

Well, that certainly sounds like an annoying task. I would hate to be one of the counters. Guess it wouldn't be HARD work, just really, really boring. Wonder how long a single vote would take to tally. look at vote, mark it somewhere, move on to next vote. Like, even if you counted one vote per second, in an eight hour shift, the most you would get would be 28,800 votes. It would take 1 person 174 days to do that. Or 174 people 1 day to do it, I suppose. At a rate of $10 per hour, would cost $13,920 just for man hours. And I assume that it would be impossible to count 1 vote per second, let alone keep the pace for an entire 8 hour shift. So yeah, have fun with that!

 

[Aeson]

I'm assuming they take more than a second. They're not just looking for a mark. They're looking at eligibility of the voter and "legality" of the vote. Legal vote is one of those terms Republicans keep using.

 

[Mad_Jack]

The joke is that Finland exists and has a military.

Finland doesn't need a military. There's one metal band for every three people in the country...
Plus, Nightwish would stop playing shows in any country that attacked Finland, and that would cause their citizens to revolt.