Aeson
I am the mysterious professor.
I don't have a tree yet. Besides, my roommate Hairy and his friends are doing a great job as watchmen.
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Aeson
I am the mysterious professor.
Isn't this redundant? Are they not the same?
FAKE NEWS!!
And they can find me at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue until January 21. Ask for Big Donny
Aeson
I am the mysterious professor.
I gave you people some grade A classic comedy gold and all I get is crickets? Sheesh What do I have to do claim election fraud?
I got a free meal at Taco Bell. I pull up to the window after ordering and the lady asked what I ordered. She seemed confused. I tried to pay. She didn't take my money. She repeated my order incorrectly, I told her my order again, she gave me a wrong price. She quoted the price correctly when I ordered. She hands me my drink and a couple minutes later a receipt. Never took my money or asked for it. She gave me my food and wished me a good night. If there's a dispute I have the receipt, it's the wrong one but I have it. lol
I got a free meal at Taco Bell. I pull up to the window after ordering and the lady asked what I ordered. She seemed confused. I tried to pay. She didn't take my money. She repeated my order incorrectly, I told her my order again, she gave me a wrong price. She quoted the price correctly when I ordered. She hands me my drink and a couple minutes later a receipt. Never took my money or asked for it. She gave me my food and wished me a good night. If there's a dispute I have the receipt, it's the wrong one but I have it. lol
trappedslider
Legend
For the vets:
Marines stands for: Mostly Army Rejects In Naval Entertainment Service
NAVY: Urber for Marines.
things Skippy is no longer allowed to do in the U.S. Army:
Not allowed to add pictures of officers I don’t like to War Criminal posters.
Not allowed to join any militia.
Not allowed to form any militia.
May not call any officers immoral, untrustworthy, lying, slime, even if I’m right.
Must not tell any officer that I am smarter than they are, especially if it’s true.
Not allowed to let sock puppets take responsibility for any of my actions.
Not allowed to let sock puppets take command of my post.
Not allowed to chew gum at formation, unless I brought enough for everybody.
(Next day) Not allowed to chew gum at formation even if I did bring enough for everybody.
Not allowed to trade military equipment for “magic beans”.
Not allowed to sell magic beans during duty hours.
An order to “Put Kiwi on my boots” does not involve fruit.
An order to “Make my Boots black and shiny” does not involve electrical tape.
The proper response to a lawful order is not “Why?”
Must not start any SITREP (Situation Report) with “I recently had an experience I just had to write you about….”
I may not trade my rifle for any of the following: Cigarettes, booze, sexual favors, Kalishnikovs, Soviet Armored vehicles, small children, or bootleg CD’s.
Not allowed to “defect” to OPFOR during training missions
Marines stands for: Mostly Army Rejects In Naval Entertainment Service
NAVY: Urber for Marines.
things Skippy is no longer allowed to do in the U.S. Army:
Not allowed to add pictures of officers I don’t like to War Criminal posters.
Not allowed to join any militia.
Not allowed to form any militia.
May not call any officers immoral, untrustworthy, lying, slime, even if I’m right.
Must not tell any officer that I am smarter than they are, especially if it’s true.
Not allowed to let sock puppets take responsibility for any of my actions.
Not allowed to let sock puppets take command of my post.
Not allowed to chew gum at formation, unless I brought enough for everybody.
(Next day) Not allowed to chew gum at formation even if I did bring enough for everybody.
Not allowed to trade military equipment for “magic beans”.
Not allowed to sell magic beans during duty hours.
An order to “Put Kiwi on my boots” does not involve fruit.
An order to “Make my Boots black and shiny” does not involve electrical tape.
The proper response to a lawful order is not “Why?”
Must not start any SITREP (Situation Report) with “I recently had an experience I just had to write you about….”
I may not trade my rifle for any of the following: Cigarettes, booze, sexual favors, Kalishnikovs, Soviet Armored vehicles, small children, or bootleg CD’s.
Not allowed to “defect” to OPFOR during training missions
Someone had a case of the Mondays, apparently.
Either that, or someone is trying to poison you with TB...
trappedslider
Legend
Peter Gibbons : Let me ask you something. When you come in on Monday and you're not feeling real well, does anyone ever say to you, "Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays?"
Lawrence : No. No, man. Hell no, man. I believe you'd get your ass kicked sayin' something like that, man.
My mother just sent me this.
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