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Convicted hitman, Jimmy ‘Two-shoes’ McLardy confessed today that he was once hired to beat a cow to death in a rice field using only two small porcelain figures. Police admit this may be the first known case of a knick-knack paddy-whack.
 



Ulfgeir

Hero
Went for a little walk outside, and took some photos.. Yes, that is icicles on the lower branches.
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Aeson

I learned nerd for this.
I saw a tik tok video where a young man claimed communism after "a sitting president was banned from Twitter". This statement confuses the hell out of me. I don't think that word means what he thinks it means.

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Also in case any of you are interested and may be in need. The sitting president is offering pardons to anyone that took part in the siege on the capitol. All you need to do is provide the FBI with your name and address, and as much detail on what you might have done that requires a pardon. There is also a financial incentive for doing this. A free pardon and free money? Count me in! How about you?
 

Dog Moon

Adventurer
You mean Wish the shopping site?
Yeah... where you order the picture, but what you get is often not QUITE what's pictured.

I've seen Youtube videos where people will literally spend a couple hundred dollars on clothing on wish (basically you can basically get value between x .5 - x6 depending on what you buy and how lucky you are) and they try on the clothes. Basically, some of the clothes are completely unwearable (either sized wrong, material wrong or the cuts are wrong) or just not quite what was expected (for similar reason). BUT... some clothes are just fine and usually the clothes that are fine outweigh the bad, which is why people keep doing it even though the negative gets more attention.

Is why if you go to reddit, you'll often see statements like "Dude looks like the Wish version of 'x famous actor'" because it'll look enough like the person to make you think it could almost be the actor, but still looks way different enough that it is clearly not.
 
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