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[Ralif Redhammer]

Roast cauliflower can be really good on pizza, but it has to be done right.

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Cauliflower

 

[CleverNickName]

Roast cauliflower can be really good on pizza, but it has to be done right.

Heartily agree.

I've also had apple on a ham pizza, and it was really good. Very similar vibes as the ham & pineapple: tangy, sweet, fruity.

 

[Ralif Redhammer]

Ooh, I've never thought of apple on pizza. That sounds nice.

Heartily agree.

I've also had apple on a ham pizza, and it was really good. Very similar vibes as the ham & pineapple: tangy, sweet, fruity.

 

[Zardnaar]

Ooh, I've never thought of apple on pizza. That sounds nice.

It's nice on dessert pizzas.

 

[Ralif Redhammer]

I'm thinking some brie, honey or maple syrup drizzled lightly over it all.

It's nice on dessert pizzas.

 

[Snarf Zagyg]

I'm thinking some brie, honey or maple syrup drizzled lightly over it all.

At a certain point, why are we calling this pizza?

This is a pastry. Or a dessert. Maybe a pop tart?

"So, I've got this great idea for a pizza. It won't have tomato sauce, or bread, or cheese, and it will be sweet! But totally a pizza."


Brand extension is going too far.... I BLAME NEW ZEALAND AND THE UNHOLY MONSTROSITIES THAT THEY CLAIM ARE "PIZZA."

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Barely pizza!

No. Just ... no.

STOP IT! You're not even trying anymore. You're just angering people's blood, aren't you?

 

[CleverNickName]

Bringing the "sweet toppings on pizza" trend to its logical conclusion, you'll end up with an apple tart:

This isn't a problem, mind you. My brain translates both pizzas and tarts as "pie" anyway. Delicious.

 

[Ralif Redhammer]

The OSR and pizza have this in common at least: arguing about what qualifies and what doesn't!

At a certain point, why are we calling this pizza?

This is a pastry. Or a dessert. Maybe a pop tart?

"So, I've got this great idea for a pizza. It won't have tomato sauce, or bread, or cheese, and it will be sweet! But totally a pizza."


Brand extension is going too far.... I BLAME NEW ZEALAND AND THE UNHOLY MONSTROSITIES THAT THE CLAIM ARE "PIZZA."

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Barely pizza!

No. Just ... no.

STOP IT! You're not even trying anymore. You're just angering people's blood, aren't you?

 

[Snarf Zagyg]

The OSR and pizza have this in common at least: arguing about what qualifies and what doesn't!

whew

I was sure you were going in a different direction with that!

The OSR and Pizza fans have one thing in common at least- properly hating New Zealand for inflicting its LSD-inspired "pizza" upon an unsuspecting world.

New Zealand- where the landscapes are gorgeous, the pizza is terrible, and the sheep are nervous.

 

[Snarf Zagyg]

Bringing the "sweet toppings on pizza" trend to its logical conclusion, you'll end up with an apple tart:
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This isn't a problem, mind you. My brain translates both pizzas and tarts as "pie" anyway. Delicious.

Hence the well-known expression, "Why, that's as American as a dessert pizza with apple toppings!"

...you monster. Words have meanings! Pretty soon we are all going to be saying how there really isn't any difference between a hot dog and a pizza, and then all hope will be lost.