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[Aeson]

Aaaaaaaand power outage #4.

I think you should move to the US. You might have fewer power outages and more freedoms. I keep hearing the president threw the border wide open. This is your chance to come to the greatest, free-EST? country.

 

[Dog Moon]

Did it used to be an adventurer like you?

My group has left a lot of baleful polymorphed creatures running around. A lot of bunny rabbits and penguins with the Hit Dice of a giant or balor running around. We probably figure somewhere there's a king of bunnies that has managed to beat all the other bunnies into submission because it freaking has 20 HD and 20 BAB.

 

[Dog Moon]

I think you should move to the US. You might have fewer power outages and more freedoms.

Unless you live in Texas.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Unless you live in Texas.

I live in Texas. That’s the joke!

Oh, BTW, the AC unit that cools our house’s bedrooms? Stopped working today!

 

[Aeson]

I live in Texas. That’s the joke!

Truer words have never been spoken.

 

[Aeson]

My group has left a lot of baleful polymorphed creatures running around. A lot of bunny rabbits and penguins with the Hit Dice of a giant or balor running around. We probably figure somewhere there's a king of bunnies that has managed to beat all the other bunnies into submission because it freaking has 20 HD and 20 BAB.

The other night I was thinking of a druid that believed in reincarnation. Whether an animal was a humanoid once or not, he would give it a name and claim it was someone he knew. "You can't kill that hedgehog, it's Frank the lingerie merchant."

 

[Aeson]

"I live in Texas. That's the joke." Could be a good bumpersticker.

 

[Relique du Madde]

Pops back into reality sitting in his old usual chair.

So... life is weird.

For the majority of the last year I'm been living in Santiago Chile with my GF. Legally. Illegally. Nebulously. Precariously. And now semi-legally due to a loophole that allowed me to apply for a residential visa (I flew in the night before the Chilean government threw out the old immigration lawbooks allowing me ignore the current rules which state that people with traveler visas cannot apply for residential visa while in chile). Due to the timing of the paperwork, I won't become fully legal and receive a Chilean id until right after the new year.

Side note, the upcoming release of Kingmaker Anniversary Edition is driving me crazy. If I would have known about that kickstarter I would have backed it at the top tier. I want to plop money on it where ever it appears for sale so badly but it's so difficult to mail stuff to Chile due to customs (especially RPGs since if they see something in a decent condition they demand $$ regardless how old and well kept the book is).

 

[Aeson]

New hive. Who dat?

 

[Blackrat]

I finally got the Stargate RPG book. Almost a year of shipping/taxation limbo, but it’s finally here!