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Hero
Undeniably terrible. And shockingly far more terrible than my already unfavourable memories.
What makes you think I don't already have the Book of Vile Darkness...But...but...but what about the Book of Vile Darkness, you have to collect them all
I see starting from the beginning, wasnt that the unspoken prequel like Temple of Doom? Makes senseWhat makes you think I don't already have the Book of Vile Darkness...![]()
Funnily enough, I know the answer to that!Even the articles in Dragon Magazine leading up to the release were bad.
.... And what's with Rob Halford appearing in the movie wearing blue Mabelene lipstick? Always seemed odd to me
Opium is the best. nothing compares to it, but it only comes around every 15 years.comparable to opium
All jokes aside, I actually really enjoyed this movie. No, not because of the acting or execution or effects. Really the plot is beautiful and if D&D film rights hadn't been in such a dire situation we wouldn't have gotten this gem of a movie. I mean, think about it? A paladin has to go sheep in wolfs clothing to save the world. Joins a group of obviously evil people to achieve his ends. Then, watches repeatedly as they massacre towns and each other while the paladin just slowly loses his sanity.What makes you think I don't already have the Book of Vile Darkness...![]()
"We throw a rock! " has become our table's go-to solution. For some reason, it never seems to work.My favorite part was the beholder guard dogs. They throw a rock and the beholders go chasing after it!Oh, so classic!
Just out of curiosity I had to check Amazon. They got to be out of their minds. Hurry only 1 left
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