What Are Your Favourite Movie Quotes?

[Ryujin]

“If someone asks if you’re a god you say yes!”

“Hang on lady, we go for a ride.”

“I hate Illinois Nazis.”

“It’s not a tumah.”

“Oh hidy-ho officer, we’ve had a doozy of a day. There we were minding our own business, just doing chores around the house, when kids started killing themselves all over my property.”

The last one is a new classic.

 

[DrunkonDuty]

Kenneth Williams as Julius Caesar: Infamy! Infamy! They all have it in for me!

 

[TorgoTheWhite]

“Forget it, Jake. It’s Chinatown.”

“The cheaper the crook, the gaudier the patter.”

“Yes, it’s true. This man has no d—.”

“I came here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I’m all outta bubblegum.”

“Game over, man. Game over!”

“I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.”

“Nothing unreal exists.”

“…like tears in the rain.”

“Wake up. Time to die.”

“It’s a rock! It doesn’t have any vulnerable spots!”

“It’s not the years, it’s the mileage.”

Well you took several of mine.. I'll think of a few at some point though

 

[TorgoTheWhite]

The Thing: "Why don't we just wait here for a little while; see what happens"

Big Trouble In Little China: "It's all in the reflexes"

Miracle (on ice): Herb Brooks speech

Mad Max, Fury Road: "Oh what a day... What a lovely day!" "I live, I die, I LIVE AGAIN!!" "You will ride eternal, shiny and chrome"

Magnificent 7: "The Pigeon Brothers weren't famous very long" "You've gotta HATE what you firing at! Hate it! Come on! Get some gravel in your craw!"

Conan The Barbarian: The Riddle of Steel "we who found it are just men. Not Gods. Not Giants. Just men" "Let me tell you of the days of high adventure!"

Aladdin: "Phenomenal COSMIC POWER!!!....Itty-bitty living space"

Hook: "Can't fly. Can't fight. Can't crow"

 

[Older Beholder]

A bit of a long one, but I knew someone that had this whole quote memorized when we were in high school...

I did have a test today. That wasn't bull****. It's on European socialism. I mean, really, what's the point? I'm not European. I don't plan on being European, so who gives a crap if they're socialists? They could be fascist anarchists - that still wouldn't change the fact that I don't own a car.
...Not that I condone fascism, or any -ism for that matter. -Ism's in my opinion are not good. A person should not believe in an -ism, he should believe in himself. I quote John Lennon, "I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me." Good point there. After all, he was the walrus. I could be the walrus. I'd still have to bum rides off people.

 

[trappedslider]

it took me a while to find this one it's from The lion in Winter

Henry II: I've snapped and plotted all my life. There's no other way to be alive, king, and fifty all at once.

and the understatement of the year also from the same

Eleanor of Aquitaine: What family doesn't have its ups and downs?

Henry II: There's no sense asking if the air is good if there's nothing else to breathe.

 

[trappedslider]

Wanda Maximoff: "You took everything from me."
Thanos: "I don't even know who you are."
Wanda: "You will."

cue Remember The Name to start playing

 

[Clint_L]

Dewey Finn: "If you wanna rock, you gotta break the rules."

 

[Waterbizkit]

Alien:

"You still don't understand what you're dealing with, do you? Perfect organism. Its structural perfection is matched only by its hostility."

"I admire its purity. A survivor... unclouded by conscience, remorse, or delusions of morality."

"I can't lie to you about your chances. But... you have my sympathies."

Jurassic Park:

"Life, uh, finds a way."

"Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should."

"God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs."

"Dinosaurs eat man, woman inherits the earth."

"Clever girl!"

"Spared no expense."

Blade Runner:

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die."

"It's not an easy thing to meet your maker."

"Quite an experience to live in fear, isn't it? That's what it is to be a slave."

"The light that burns twice as bright burns for half as long – and you have burned so very, very brightly, Roy."

The Matrix:

"You take the blue pill—the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill—you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes."

"I know Kung fu."

"I'd like to share a revelation during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species. I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment but you humans do not. You move to an area and you multiply and multiply until every natural resource is consumed. The only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You are a plague, and we are the cure."

Jaws:

Long one but a good one... sorry, not sorry...

"Japanese submarine slammed two torpedoes into our side, Chief. We was comin' back from the island of Tinian to Leyte, just delivered the bomb. The Hiroshima bomb.

Eleven hundred men went into the water. Vessel went down in twelve minutes. Didn't see the first shark for about a half an hour. Tiger. Thirteen-footer. You know how you know that when you're in the water, Chief? You tell by lookin' from the dorsal to the tail. What we didn't know... was our bomb mission had been so secret, no distress signal had been sent. Heh.

They didn't even list us overdue for a week. Very first light, Chief, sharks come cruisin'. So we formed ourselves into tight groups. Y'know, it's... kinda like ol' squares in a battle like, uh, you see in a calendar, like the Battle of Waterloo, and the idea was, shark comes to the nearest man and that man, he'd start poundin' and hollerin' and screamin', and sometimes the shark'd go away... sometimes he wouldn't go away.

Sometimes that shark, he looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. Y'know the thing about a shark, he's got... lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'... until he bites ya. And those black eyes roll over white, and then... oh, then you hear that terrible high-pitch screamin', the ocean turns red, and spite of all the poundin' and the hollerin', they all come in and they... rip you to pieces.
Y'know, by the end of that first dawn... lost a hundred men. I dunno how many sharks. Maybe a thousand. I dunno how many men, they averaged six an hour. On Thursday mornin', Chief, I bumped into a friend of mine, Herbie Robinson from Cleveland- baseball player, boatswain's mate. I thought he was asleep, reached over to wake him up... bobbed up and down in the water just like a kinda top. Upended. Well... he'd been bitten in half below the waist.

Noon the fifth day, Mr. Hooper, a Lockheed Ventura saw us, he swung in low and he saw us. Young pilot, a lot younger than Mr. Hooper. Anyway, he saw us and come in low and three hours later, a big fat PBY comes down and start to pick us up. Y'know, that was the time I was most frightened, waitin' for my turn. I'll never put on a life jacket again.

So, eleven hundred men went into the water, three hundred sixteen men come out, and the sharks took the rest, June the 29th, 1945.
Anyway... we delivered the bomb."

"Y'all know me. Know how I earn a livin'. I'll catch this bird for you, but it ain't gonna be easy. Bad fish. Not like going down the pond chasin' bluegills and tommycods. This shark, swallow you whole. Little shakin', little tenderizin', an' down you go.

And we gotta do it quick, that'll bring back your tourists, put all your businesses on a payin' basis. But it's not gonna be pleasant. I value my neck a lot more than three thousand bucks, chief. I'll find him for three, but I'll catch him, and kill him, for ten.

But you've gotta make up your minds. If you want to stay alive, then ante up. If you want to play it cheap, be on welfare the whole winter. I don't want no volunteers, I don't want no mates, there's just too many captains on this island. $10,000 for me by myself.

For that you get the head, the tail, the whole damn thing."

I could go on, but I feel like I'm just writing out the scripts from my favorite movies a little at a time...

 

[overgeeked]

“Eh…what’s up, doc?”