Recent content by Richards

I probably shouldn't have started ramming these puns down everyone's throats - sometimes I can be a real muttonhead. But believe me, I'm veally, veally sorry. Johnathan

ADVENTURE 12: COMING DOWN FROM THEIR PERCHES PC Roster: Adrielle, human/merfolk scout 3 Brendan Conaill, human monk 3 Kruz Taszan, changeling rogue 3 Shiroko, snow fox hengeyokai wu jen 3 NPC Roster: Hoppy, mongrelfolk adept 3 Game...

Ewe may be right about that. Johnathan

I hadn't herd about this movie before. I wonder if the killer went on the lamb? Hopefully it's a decent movie; I'd hate to think the producers were just fleecing the audience. But that's probably just woolly thinking on my part. I guess we'll just hoof to wait and see for ourselves when it...

In tonight's "Middle of Elsewhere" campaign, the PCs: Encountered a dying taskmaster formian, who had ripped out the crystals growing at the base of his skull, and informed us The formian nest to which he belonged had experimented with these psionic-enhancing crystals as a way to expand the...

Formian nest compromised, eggs rescued. Johnathan

ADVENTURE 11: LOOKING DOWN AT ME PC Roster: Adrielle, human/merfolk scout 3 Brendan Conaill, human monk 3 Kruz Taszan, changeling rogue 3 Shiroko, snow fox hengeyokai wu jen 3 NPC Roster: Hoppy, mongrelfolk adept 3 Game Session Date...

One year, when my boys were young teenagers/pre-teens and had an absolute hate for anything Pokemon related, I secretly saved a Happy Meal bag that had Jigglypuff on it, and after everyone else had gone to bed Christmas Eve, I crept back into the living room with a cut-out Jigglypuff and placed...

Maybe Billy Idol will turn out to have been prophetic, and we "Don't Need a Gunn." Johnathan

My serious answer? Probably "Carol of the Bells." But as a former missileer, I have to give a shout out to Weird Al's "Christmas at Ground Zero." (The official video is available on YouTube, but I can't seem to get it linked such that it actually plays.) Johnathan

Or give him a cola and claim dyslexia. Johnathan

And that's why you need a TARDIS. Johnathan

I'll bet with enough practice you could carve a potato into a d12. Johnathan

The best potato? Well, this guy thinks he's king. Johnathan