First Drow, now Kuo-toa. Darn you FR!!

Gnarlo

Gnome Lover

Supporter

• Oct 14, 2003

• #21

EricNoah said:

I hope they really do to kuo-toa what they did to drow -- make them sexy!

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Making drow sexy was about as hard as falling off a log; you can't type something as innocuous as "mother teresa" into yahoo without 20 leather fetish-goth-bisexual-dominatrix porn sites popping up.

Kuo-toa? Sexy? Squishy, bulbous-eyed critters smelling of fish, SEXY?! Sounds like my high school sweetheart...

Hell, sounds like me in high school...

Awfully nice pictures, though

 

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Barendd Nobeard

Explorer

• Oct 14, 2003

• #22

Gnarlo said:

Kuo-toa? Sexy? Squishy, bulbous-eyed critters smelling of fish, SEXY?! Sounds like my high school sweetheart...

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He made love, to the fishes
He made love, to the fishes
He made love, to the fishes....
- Darkest of the Hillside Thickets, "The Innsmouth Look"

 

Wormwood

Adventurer

• Oct 14, 2003

• #23

EricNoah said:

I hope they really do to kuo-toa what they did to drow -- make them sexy!

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Sexy enough for ya?

 

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ConnorSB

First Post

• Oct 14, 2003

• #24

Thats awsome. And yes, I'd fillet that fish any time.

 

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dargoth3

First Post

• Oct 14, 2003

• #25

EricNoah said:

I hope they really do to kuo-toa what they did to drow -- make them sexy!

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umm so Eric your saying you want to see a Cross between Underdark and the Book of Erotic Fantasy?

ewwwwwwwwwwwwww

 

I'm A Banana

Potassium-Rich

• Oct 14, 2003

• #26

MrFilthyIke, what you said + your avatar = Jesus as a Cthulhu Zombie........BWAHAHAHAH!

Eric, your mind gave me images of an unholy hybrid: The DROW-TUA!

Meanwhile, I agree with psion that when FR becomes the definitive source for something, it's annoying to have to De-FR-ify it. I've been doing what I can with the Planetouched for my PS setting for a while now.

I know, I know, these creatures have a *history* in FR. But for Blibdoolpoolp's sake, man! They're not even OGL, so we don't have alternative sources for them...ditto with the Bullywugs (which NEED some fleshing out!). Just because FR has a history with these creatures...that's not really an excuse to basically co-opt them out of everyone else's campaign.

*shrug* Oh, well, I guess we have Locathah still....

 

Steve Jung

Explorer

• Oct 14, 2003

• #27

EricNoah said:

I hope they really do to kuo-toa what they did to drow -- make them sexy!

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I don't know. They always seemed a bit cold fish to me.

 

Katowice

Explorer

• Oct 14, 2003

• #28

Sounds like Book of Vile Darkness, Vol. 2.

dargoth3 said:

umm so Eric your saying you want to see a Cross between Underdark and the Book of Erotic Fantasy?

ewwwwwwwwwwwwww

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Tanager

Registered User

• Oct 14, 2003

• #29

ConnorSB said:

Thats awsome. And yes, I'd fillet that fish any time.

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except that deep in the underdark, the fish fillet you

 

Gez

First Post

• Oct 14, 2003

• #30

Wormwood: Excellent pic!




Making kuo-toa sexy? I'm surprised no one has talked about the Blibdoolpoolp picture from the first Deities & Demigods...