Who Else Thinks This Dude Is Hot?

Dark Jezter said:

He weighs less than Chevy Silverado Duramax. He's too damn skinny.

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What does a truck condom have to do with any of this?


... no, wait, that's Chevy Silverado Durex. My bad.

Personally, I think that this dude is hotter.

The guy in question has a frackin soul patch. How can you even be serious?

Bad Paper said:

The guy in question has a frackin soul patch. How can you even be serious?

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Heh! The guy looks like Jerome, an NPC wage mage from my old Shadowrun campaign. He combined a '90s-throwback style and cocky demeanor with a professional kind of quiet competence.

One PC wanted to kill him. Badly.

Jerome saved his company's bacon many, many times throughout the campaign, and although the company in question was friendly to the PCs, he just got under their skin. In no small part because of that frackin' soul patch.

One of the players missed the session in which Jerome was introduced. When the player showed up the following session, the rest of the players filled him in about the unrelentingly disgusting Jerome with a soul patch. Now, the player in question didn't know what a "soul patch" was, and thought it must be a really cool, powerful magic item. The way his face dropped when he realized that it was a spot deliberately missed when shaving was priceless.

Come to think of it, a "soul patch" really should be a cool magic item.

His facial hair is ridiculous, and his pants are much too short.