Artemis Marsei. Human male, Ranger/Swashbuckler/Fighter
"Ah Pardon, pardon, pardon. But one does not need to kill the canary to stop its chirping in the lounge. One could always remove the canary to the back porch." Turning to Indo Artemis calls out: "Oh sir, fine merchant, yes you sir. Come, come, show me that fabulous rock of Dung again. I could always use another for my fine collection. You look awfully hungry. Our little pleasure cruise has an excellent chef. I believe we shall be dining soon too. How would you like some roasted pheasant enshrined in rosemary accompanies by an assortment of exotically spiced vegetables?"
To himself Artemis says: Poor sod, but he won't be the first victim of the good old Shanghai recruitment school.