D&D 5E Lord Cupcake's Will

Sprinkles are for winners.

[You line 'em up. I'll knock 'em down. ;) EDIT: To explain for our international readers. The last two posts are ripped from a current/recent tv advertisement for an insurance company, Progressive, delivered by their deadpan (and very humorous, imho) spokeswoman, Flo, here in the U.S. It's probably on Youtube or somewhere. If not, you'll have to just trust me, it's funny. :D]
 
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Sprinkles are for winners.

[You line 'em up. I'll knock 'em down. ;) EDIT: To explain for our international readers. The last two posts are ripped from a current/recent tv advertisement for an insurance company, Progressive, delivered by their deadpan (and very humorous, imho) spokeswoman, Flo, here in the U.S. It's probably on Youtube or somewhere. If not, you'll have to just trust me, it's funny. :D]

[video=youtube;rAw2TXsgBbY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAw2TXsgBbY&sns=em[/video]
 

You know what Lord Cupcake likes dark, with a creamy filling? Hostesses!

Hostess-Cupcake-Split.jpg
 

MMO version:
http://kol.coldfront.net/thekolwiki/index.php/Astral_Cupcakes

What damage resistances do Sugar Golems have?

Gustomantic druid chant:
"We all come from the Cookie, and to it we shall return,
like a drop of dough, flowing to the oven.
Flour and sage, flour and sage, thyme shall be the gift of age;
Sage and flour, sage and flour, rosemary shall be our power.
Corn and wheat, corn and wheat, mix the dough and pound it down,
Wheat and corn, wheat and corn, dough shall rise, baked golden brown!"

(for those who almost-but-not-quite recognize the lines: <www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qix3d9zenew>)
 

The biggest question here, however: What was it that Lord Cupcake asked Travok and Kairon that made them dismiss his needs? Perhaps the horrors were too great to handle? Challenges too insurmountable to climb?

  1. Slaying the Cinnamonster
  2. Taking on the Giant Marshmallow Golem ravaging Great Appleton
  3. Investigating the Great Gummiwürm of Lake Haribo
 
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