Saw something neat on my vacation. I went to Salisbury Beach (MA/NH border) and a group of twenty year old were playing DnD at their camp site. Came close to introducing myself but I'm sure the wife would not have approved.
The kitty carries both a fundamental inability to understand the words "adult cats are often lactose intolerant", a pressing interest in empty ice-cream bowls, and a persistent persistence in the pursuit of goals wherein she can see no good reason not to pursue them.