D&D General The Fate of Bargle

Kaodi

Hero

• Mar 6, 2023

• #51

Bargle is guilty. An innocent man would not have evaded arrest by retreating into a dungeon filled with death traps and lawless creatures. His willingness to kill to escape prosecution is clear evidence that he had killed before.

 

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Shadowdweller00

Adventurer

• Mar 6, 2023

• #52

Clearly Bargle is guilty. Why, you may ask? Because Bargle is always guilty.

 

CleverNickName

Limit Break Dancing (He/They)

• Oct 17, 2023

• #53

 

Zardnaar

Legend

• Oct 18, 2023

• #54

Snarf Zagyg said:

Another way of looking at that is that you have convinced 10 out of the 12 jurors that Bargle is guilty.

Which is another way of saying .... FREEDOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The court would like to thank the jury for its service, and Bargle would like to thank the jury for allowing him to go back out and pursue the real killer, who is likely currently hiding on a golf course somewhere in Mystara.

Final score:

Bargle: 1

The Great Aleena / Aperol Conspiracy: 0.


Game. Set. JUSTICE.

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Karameikos doesn't require unanimous decision on jury trials.

KKoA boxed set.

 

MarkB

Legend

• Oct 18, 2023

• #55

This is where that classic D&D CSI spell Speak With Dead comes into its own.

Kill Bargle, then cast Speak With Dead on him and ask him whether he's guilty.

 

not-so-newguy

I'm the Straw Man in your argument

• Oct 18, 2023

• #56

MarkB said:

This is where that classic D&D CSI spell Speak With Dead comes into its own.

Kill Bargle, then cast Speak With Dead on him and ask him whether he's guilty.

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Plus Zone of Truth

We all know that Bargle is a murderous lia... er... I mean innocent until proven guilty.

 

Snarf Zagyg

Notorious Liquefactionist

• Oct 18, 2023

• #57

not-so-newguy said:

Plus Zone of Truth

We all know that Bargle is a murderous lia... er... I mean innocent until proven guilty.

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Bargle was framed. By Aleena and one-armed man.

I fully expect a young Harrison Ford to play him in the movie adaptation.

#JUSTICE4BARGLE

 

aco175

Legend

• Oct 18, 2023

• #58

I first thought we were talking about this.

But the whole point is moot since she is too pretty to not be raised.

 

not-so-newguy

I'm the Straw Man in your argument

• Oct 18, 2023

• #59

Snarf Zagyg said:

Bargle was framed. By Aleena and one-armed man.

I fully expect a young Harrison Ford to play him in the movie adaptation.

#JUSTICE4BARGLE

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We need to resurrect him, tie him to a heavy bag of rocks, and see if he floats.

#frontierjustice