D&D General The Fate of Bargle

[Kaodi]

Bargle is guilty. An innocent man would not have evaded arrest by retreating into a dungeon filled with death traps and lawless creatures. His willingness to kill to escape prosecution is clear evidence that he had killed before.

 

[Shadowdweller00]

Clearly Bargle is guilty. Why, you may ask? Because Bargle is always guilty.

 

[CleverNickName]

 

[Zardnaar]

Another way of looking at that is that you have convinced 10 out of the 12 jurors that Bargle is guilty.

Which is another way of saying .... FREEDOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The court would like to thank the jury for its service, and Bargle would like to thank the jury for allowing him to go back out and pursue the real killer, who is likely currently hiding on a golf course somewhere in Mystara.

Final score:

Bargle: 1

The Great Aleena / Aperol Conspiracy: 0.


Game. Set. JUSTICE.

Karameikos doesn't require unanimous decision on jury trials.

KKoA boxed set.

 

[MarkB]

This is where that classic D&D CSI spell Speak With Dead comes into its own.

Kill Bargle, then cast Speak With Dead on him and ask him whether he's guilty.

 

[not-so-newguy]

This is where that classic D&D CSI spell Speak With Dead comes into its own.

Kill Bargle, then cast Speak With Dead on him and ask him whether he's guilty.

Plus Zone of Truth

We all know that Bargle is a murderous lia... er... I mean innocent until proven guilty.

 

[Snarf Zagyg]

Plus Zone of Truth

We all know that Bargle is a murderous lia... er... I mean innocent until proven guilty.

Bargle was framed. By Aleena and one-armed man.

I fully expect a young Harrison Ford to play him in the movie adaptation.

#JUSTICE4BARGLE

 

[aco175]

I first thought we were talking about this.

But the whole point is moot since she is too pretty to not be raised.

 

[not-so-newguy]

Bargle was framed. By Aleena and one-armed man.

I fully expect a young Harrison Ford to play him in the movie adaptation.

#JUSTICE4BARGLE

We need to resurrect him, tie him to a heavy bag of rocks, and see if he floats.

#frontierjustice