Chronosome
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25) Click your heels and whimper.
26) Ask for an autograph.
27) Give it some pie.
26) Ask for an autograph.
27) Give it some pie.
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1000 things you can do when confronted with a Dragon
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Sejs
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28. wonder why the heck it landed and confronted you rather than ending your life from the air.
29. summon several of the largest constrictor snakes you can get, animal growth them if possible, then have 'em grapple the everlovin' bejesus out of said dragon.
30. regret not taking Spell Penetration and Greater Spell Penetration as feats.
31. down that potion of true strike, and get ready to power critical.
32. hope you can get to it before it can take to the air again.
33. find religeon. quickly.
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29. summon several of the largest constrictor snakes you can get, animal growth them if possible, then have 'em grapple the everlovin' bejesus out of said dragon.
30. regret not taking Spell Penetration and Greater Spell Penetration as feats.
31. down that potion of true strike, and get ready to power critical.
32. hope you can get to it before it can take to the air again.
33. find religeon. quickly.
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Goobermunch
Explorer
34. Die.
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Robbert Raets
Explorer
35. Explain that you surely didn't want to disturb it's nap. Uh....
Delemental
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36. "May I interest you in some Amway products?"
37. "Greetings, I represent the Royal Guild of Scholars, and I'm pleased to inform you that you've been nominated for the "Top Ten Most Powerful Dragons" award..."
38. "Oh, thank the gods! I thought you were that tarrasque that's been chasing us!"
39. "Can I borrow a cup of sugar?"
40. (turning to companion) "See? I told you there was a dragon up here! You owe me an ale!"
41. "Hi. We're taking part in a multi-generational campaign, and my player really wants to play a half-dragon for his next character, so... are you doing anything this evening, say around sevenish?"
37. "Greetings, I represent the Royal Guild of Scholars, and I'm pleased to inform you that you've been nominated for the "Top Ten Most Powerful Dragons" award..."
38. "Oh, thank the gods! I thought you were that tarrasque that's been chasing us!"
39. "Can I borrow a cup of sugar?"
40. (turning to companion) "See? I told you there was a dragon up here! You owe me an ale!"
41. "Hi. We're taking part in a multi-generational campaign, and my player really wants to play a half-dragon for his next character, so... are you doing anything this evening, say around sevenish?"
MarauderX
Explorer
43. Poke it with a stick then say "told you it wasn't an illusionist prank."
44. "So you're the dragon that is rumored to give powerful favors, right? Cause word on the street is you got moxy, a little sway in every sector, if you know what I'm sayin', cause I think you do, so let me tell you what we be needin': a little loan is all. Nuthin' big, just sumptin small we can work off in short order so we can get back on to adventuring, and with your clout I'm sure we can get anything we need. Now, you'd do that for someone, right, cause that's the kind a dragon you are, you let your true colors shine right through, am I right boss?"
45. "Did you see the kobolds go this way? I thought they did... my bad, we'll be going now"
46. "You won't believe what just teleported right behind you!" then take off running
47. "Does your mother know what you do? Would she be proud of what you're doing?"
44. "So you're the dragon that is rumored to give powerful favors, right? Cause word on the street is you got moxy, a little sway in every sector, if you know what I'm sayin', cause I think you do, so let me tell you what we be needin': a little loan is all. Nuthin' big, just sumptin small we can work off in short order so we can get back on to adventuring, and with your clout I'm sure we can get anything we need. Now, you'd do that for someone, right, cause that's the kind a dragon you are, you let your true colors shine right through, am I right boss?"
45. "Did you see the kobolds go this way? I thought they did... my bad, we'll be going now"
46. "You won't believe what just teleported right behind you!" then take off running
47. "Does your mother know what you do? Would she be proud of what you're doing?"
Sullaf
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48. Kick the wizards ass for messing up his mass teleport again
49. Hide behind the paladin
50. Start casting 'Wish'
51. "So you're the 'big bad dragon' right? That wizard was right: you're not all that tough. He could take you on any day. In fact he's waiting outside to kick your ass"
49. Hide behind the paladin
50. Start casting 'Wish'
51. "So you're the 'big bad dragon' right? That wizard was right: you're not all that tough. He could take you on any day. In fact he's waiting outside to kick your ass"
Arthur Tealeaf
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