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If you count XP, then the players decide when they level up by choosing what they do to get XP.
Depending on what is out there to get xp on, what they know about what is out there, what they encounter, and what options they actually have to choose.

In games counting xp players still can't really just decide they are going to level up every session.

They can decide not to level up by choosing to do things that do not garner xp (although I have played in games where just showing up itself garnered xp or at least some xp).
 

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Depending on what is out there to get xp on, what they know about what is out there, what they encounter, and what options they actually have to choose.

In games counting xp players still can't really just decide they are going to level up every session.

They can decide not to level up by choosing to do things that do not garner xp (although I have played in games where just showing up itself garnered xp or at least some xp).
They can decide to push their luck for greater XP awards, was my point. This is the ultimate expression of player agency, IMO.
 

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I know these memes are mostly just for fun, but it always kind of irks me when people come up with "easier" ways to destroy the ring. The main reason Frodo and Sam had to do it is because they're small and "unimportant" and could sneak through Sauron's defenses without him noticing.

Sauron would have spotted the eagles coming from miles away and sent the Nazgûl to intercept them. Likewise, he would have sensed, if not seen, Gandalf rocking up to Mordor and moved to stop him.

The eagles can only fly into Mordor to pick up Frodo and Sam afterwards specifically because Sauron and the Nazgûl have been defeated.

/rant
 
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I know these memes are mostly just for fun, but it always kind of irks me when people come up with "easier" ways to destroy the ring. The main reason Frodo and Sam had to do it is because they're small and "unimportant" and could sneak through Sauron's defenses without him noticing.

He would have spotted the eagles coming from miles away and sent the Nazgûl to intercept them. Likewise, he would have sensed, if not seen, Gandalf rocking up to Mordor and moved to stop him.

The eagles can only fly into Mordor to pick up Frodo and Sam afterwards specifically because Sauron and the Nazgûl have been defeated.

/rant
Yeah, it's just one of those things. It's a great insight into just how little grasp on storytelling a lot of gamers have though.

"Why not just have Gandalf summon the Eagles and fly the Ring to Mount Doom?!"

This epic thing that's the epicenter of so much of geek culture. Yeah, let's destroy it and reduce it to a six-page short story about some random hippie and his Eagle flying evil jewelry into a volcano.

Tolkien's official answer to that, "Shut up."

 

Yeah, it's just one of those things. It's a great insight into just how little grasp on storytelling a lot of gamers have though.

"Why not just have Gandalf summon the Eagles and fly the Ring to Mount Doom?!"

This epic thing that's the epicenter of so much of geek culture. Yeah, let's destroy it and reduce it to a six-page short story about some random hippie and his Eagle flying evil jewelry into a volcano.

Tolkien's official answer to that, "Shut up."

There are comments in the YouTube thread suggesting it's an impressionist rather than the real Tolkien, but the sentiment is still spot on. I wouldn't be surprised if Tolkien did say something like that (or at least thought it).
 



Yeah, it's just one of those things. It's a great insight into just how little grasp on storytelling a lot of gamers have though.

"Why not just have Gandalf summon the Eagles and fly the Ring to Mount Doom?!"

This epic thing that's the epicenter of so much of geek culture. Yeah, let's destroy it and reduce it to a six-page short story about some random hippie and his Eagle flying evil jewelry into a volcano.

Tolkien's official answer to that, "Shut up."


I'm so glad his actual response has been clarified. For the longest time I thought it was "Get that weak-ass bird naughty word out of here!"
 

There are comments in the YouTube thread suggesting it's an impressionist rather than the real Tolkien, but the sentiment is still spot on. I wouldn't be surprised if Tolkien did say something like that (or at least thought it).
Remind me of a story of Rumiko Takahashi getting asked "what if Ranma (a character who changes sex when splashed with water) gets pregnant?"

Her response: "I don't think about that and neither should you."
 

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You mean 1e? There was a risk of heart attack every time.

System Shock Survival states the percentage chance the character has of surviving the following forms of magical attacks (or simple application of the magic): aging, petrification (including flesh to stone spell), polymorph any object, polymorph others. Example: The wicked necromancer polymorphs (others) his hireling into a giant roc, with the rather foolish agreement of the changee; the hireling must make a saving throw based on his constitution score using the table above. Assuming he survives, a further saving throw would have to be made if he was again polymorphed or dispelled back to original form. The saving throw must be equal to or less than the percentage shown.

Haste (Alteration)
Level: 3 Components: V, S, M
Range: 6” Casting Time: 3 segments
Duration: 3 rounds + 1 round/level Saving Throw: None
Area of Effect: 4” × 4” area, 1
creature/level
Explanation/Description: When this spell is cast, affected creatures function at double their normal movement and attack rates. Thus, a creature moving at 6” and attacking 1 time per round would move at 12” and attack 2 times per round. Spell casting is not more rapid. The number of creatures which can be affected is equal to the level of experience of the magic-user, those creatures closest to the spell caster being affected in preference to those farther away, and all affected by haste must be in the designated area of effect. Note that this spell negates the effects of a slow spell (see hereafter). Additionally, this spell ages the recipients due to speeded metabolic processes. Its material component is a shaving of licorice root.

Cast it on a group of average humans (or monsters) with 10 constitution and 30% of them will crash out and die.
 

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