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omfg. I just have to ask. In the case of the Total Munchkin Death Machine I mentioned at the top of the thread... ...if he, by some unfortunate chance, happened to have the Whirlwind Attack and Great Cleave feats... ...how many of the factors that I already mentioned above would continue to...

You know... ... in some strange and probably hallucinatory fashion, I already feel at home here. :D Do I get to be a drone?

Don't be silly! Why would I worry about being killed by a bunch of players who are gaming with me over the internet? *blink. blink.* Not anymore, it doesn't... :o -- Sincerely, the...

I had been assured by a highly-placed source that this was not actually feasible... I knew it! My dungeon master lied! He lied like a... a... a lying thing! It really is all about being inconspicous with your package while you're dipping and diving in somebody else's kool-aid!!!

oooo - zen... :) Is zen shiny? Was that one of my questions? Drat, gotta be more careful... Ok: How does an outsider tell who is Hive and who is merely associated with / freinds with the Hive? How many people are a part of the Hivemind? Does anyone actually know? How does one become a...

Hey - may I ask a question of the Hive? I know there aren't too many of you online now, so I thought I'd see if those of you who are here feel like representing the 'mind in general. (actually, to be fair and honest - if you say 'yes' I'm probably going to ask several questions, not just one.)

*bump* I bumped too late, didn't I? Drat.

Re: Re I'm sure they'll hope that I don't TPK them again, too. For that matter, so do I. If I never have another total party kill in my DMing career, I'll be happy. It's just such an anticlimax for the players, and my job is to make sure the players have fun. Thanks, and I will!

Pulling the Viper into his grasp, Ahlydhian wraps an arm around her throat, and attempts to hold on, applying crushing pressure. He whispers into her ear, "A valiant battle. You are most certainly a worthy opponent. A pity that you are so much like my wife; she, too, never knew when to quit."...

Question: Would you kill your DM if he introduced a Paragon Tarrasque? Just a thought. I'd like to try it, just to see the expressions on my player's faces, but I've got many years of life ahead of me yet ( I hope!) and I'm not ready to throw them away just to enjoy that tingley rush of...

If your advice is always this good, go ahead and tell me how to run my game! lol Seriously - great suggestion. I appreciate it - much more than my players will, I'm sure... :) Then again, they do enjoy a good, suspensful game where you never have quite enough pieces to know what's...

Dodging wildly, Ahlydhian rolls to the side - and then steps back in towards Viper, sliding one arm up to keep her attack wide while he slips a leg between hers, in an attempt to pull her off balance and into a grapple. A nearly silent song of speed and grace enhances his attack, rejuvinating...

Lovingly named by the psycho-in-gamer's-clothing who primarily inspired the idea, the "Hey, where did Fred go?" is an over-the-top missle weapon enchancement. It works as follows. A projectile is enchanted with the following spells: Deeper Darkness, Silence, Telekinetic Sphere, and Slime...

There's a spell - I can't remember where it comes from originally, someone feel free to say where if you know - that creates three duplicates of a weapon that each shadow that weapon's attacks. I think it's called four-fold forging, or something like that. It's in the Divine Magic pocket...

Mwa ha ha! Yes, yes! Our ranks our growing! Beware, the scythe-wielders are coming!!!

Has anyone ever done this? I tried it in a game some time back, and all I got were funny looks from people. I know it says you can do this, but I can't quite figure out how it's supposed to work. If anyone knows how this works out in play, would you be kind enough to explain it? An example...

See, everyone? I told you so! Scythe-wielders of the world, unite!

Whoo hoo! The KU Jayhawks win again. They make it look sooooo easy... Another game, more hours, more money. I love these guys. :D

That one was my favorite. :) Loved the bit on the assassin's guild, especially... And, it was a relief to finally discover what it is that handmaidens actually do. :)

Actually, I was betting that something like that was the case when I selected it. :) And you're right - that's just EVIL. Love it.