No, really?
Just a few things.
First, I did not actually threaten our friend Irony. It's more of an in-joke, to be honest. I'm 5'2 and weigh 95 lbs, and he's 6'4 and wieghs 230 lbs, and when I routinely piss him off, he often picks me up and turns me upside down. It's a rather unpleasant...