1000 questions for a D&D purity test

[Krug]

Will arrange later:-
1. Have u ever played a member of the opposite sex before?
Played any of the following races:
2. Dwarf
3. Elf
4. Gnome
5. Half-Elf
6. Half-Orc
Played any of the following classes:
7. Barbarian
8. Bard
9. Cleric
10. Druid
11. Fighter
12. Rogue
13. Sorcerer
14. Wizard

 

[Mark]

Do you insist your character have a portrait?

 

[Krug]

Have u played [list all 9] alignments?

Have u killed a [list all 10 SRD dragons]?

Ok the more fun stuff:
Have you expressed extreme satisfaction after fireballing a bunch of goblinoids?

 

[TiQuinn]

Have you ever painted a miniature of your character?

Have you ever modified a miniature so it looks EXACTLY as you picture you your character?

 

[Mark]

Have you ever seen a physical challenge in real life and estimated your chances of accomplishing it game terms?

 

[Sixchan]

Have you ever statted yourself before?
Have you ever given yourself an 18?
More than one 18?
ALL 18s?

Have you DMed?
Have you created your own Dungeon before?
A Village?
A City?
A Country?
A Setting?
A whole Planet?
A God?
A God as a Player Character?
A cosmology?

Have your characters ever been killed?
More than once in a session?
Did you Roleplay the death?
Been TPKed?
TPKed as a DM?
On Purpose?

 

[Krug]

Have u lost a friend over a game?
lost a boyfriend/girlfriend?
lost a spouse?
lost a relative?

 

[Krug]

have u hidden your books away from non-players?

 

[Grishnak]

Have you asked for a bevvy in your local using ye olde tongue?

Have you talked about your favourite and comical adventures over & over even though the people around you think they're quite boring and unfunny?

 

[Djeta Thernadier]

Have you ever painted a miniature of your character?

Have you ever modified a miniature so it looks EXACTLY as you picture you your character?

Have you ever modified yourself to look exactly like your character?

Do you wear special D&D-esque clothes on game days/nights? (ie. This cloak is something my character would be wearing!)

Do you wear special D&D-esque jewelry/accessories on game days/nights?(ie.This ring IS my characters ring of protection +1 or this pipe is just like the one my character has)

Do you wear either D&D-esque clothing or jewelry in your day to day life? (ie.Co-Worker : That's a pretty necklace, what is it?
You: Um, it's a potion of healing in case I need easy access to it in the middle of a battle...)