1001 Magic Items Nobody Wants

[Bront]

734. Omlette of the Planes
735. Staff of Striking (When activated, produces a sign protesting PC's treatment of Magic Items)
736. Iron ring of Rusting Grasp
737. Hat of this guy
738. Ring of spell turning (Turning, T U R N I N G, Turning)
739. Trident of backscratching.

 

[Emperor Valerian]

740. Boxers of Holding

 

[Jdvn1]

741. Vorpal sausage.

 

[Jdvn1]

717 Robes with the caption "I went into the dungeons, endured traps, fought monsters, and all I found were these robes"

742. Robes of Lifetelling -- they have a bar that everyone can see below you that shows how much life you have left, and your names floats above you.

 

[Emperor Valerian]

743. Afro of Holding (convient and always on you!)
744. Amulet of Bluntess (for when you REALLY want to tell the king what you think of him!)
745. Boots of Screaming (announcing your presence is always good)
746. Ioun Stone of Happiness (for when the master of your sim isn't paying attention)
747. Numbers of Damage Revealing (tell the bad guy just many points he hurt you for)

 

[interwyrm]

748. Armoire of Invincibility

 

[Evilhalfling]

16. Figurine of Wondrous Power: Gypsum Commoner

Yoink.
Jack Doe : Gypsum Commoner:
This small gypsum figurine can be used 4 times a week for up to 6 hours. Jack has a int of 9 and 5 hp he obeys the commands of his owner, and can respond to complex commands, but cannot speak and is illiterate. skills Profession Servant +4, and Handle Animal +4 If killed he cannot reform for 24 hours.

*Is it a version of unseen servant or an ordinary man under a curse? Will players see this as slavery? more of a morality test than a magic item * Hmm would lead or pewter be more suitable for a minature form

Edit: So the players found this. The ethics fights started immedatly - they quickly sold it off to a noble family, as nobles were used to having this kind of power over people and at the very least would not use him to set off traps.

 

[innis]

749. melf's antacid arrows

750. ring of repel self

751. vecna's messy taco

752. wand of tasha's insidious laughter

753. potion of contagious yawning

754. ottiluke's irresistable deck of many things

755. minitures of gravity

756. horn of silence

757. handcuffs of escape

758. ever smoking goggles

759. goggles of day vision (don't beleive me? try them!)

760. helm of telemarketing

761. bling bling of street cred.

762. glasses of self delusion

763. meteor swarm of persuasion

 

[Evilhalfling]

764. ring of tubing
765. ring of collars
766. Saddle of sores
767. stick of poking
768. Staff of Writers
769. Rod of Batting
770. Clown nose of disguise
and an old clasic
771. The ugly stick

 

[Andor]

764. Vorpal toilet paper
765. Brilliant energy toaster
766. Ghost touch polyester leisure suit
767. Flaming burst toothpick
768. Bloke of resistance
769. Qualls feather token - Feather
770. Ring of Ringing
771. Iouns Disco ball
772. Everburning cigar butt
773. Decanter of endless kenders
774. Deck of many patios
775. Immovable castle
776. Tiara of lordly might
777. Manual of literacy