1001 Magic Items Nobody Wants

[HEL Pit Fiend]

649. Tome of D&D ever-flawed ruleset v1.0 - $30
650. Tome of D&D ever-flawed ruleset v2.0 - $45
651. Tome of D&D ever-flawed ruleset v3.0 - $60
652. Tome of D&D ever-flawed ruleset v3.5 - $90

653. Mirror of viewing all you suckers buying flawed D&D tomes - Priceless

 

[Halivar]

Nice, HEL Pit Fiend that's why I got:

654. Wand of "I'm rubber, you're glue." Good for insults, but bad for combat. Duration is permenant.

 

[Kae'Yoss]

I request that these are taken out of the count.

So:

649. Scroll of Power Word: Tongues (Enemies have to stick out their tongues)

 

[PowerWordDumb]

649. Scroll of Power Word: Tongues (Enemies have to stick out their tongues)

Which of course leads directly to:

650. Tongue piercing of Vecna!

 

[HEL Pit Fiend]

I request that these are taken out of the count.

Heh, I think not, Soooooo:

657. Messageboard of ever-sequential numbering of useless items

 

[Wippit Guud]

658. Animated Slate of Insults
- Is that your face, or are you the spawn of Orcus?

 

[Bleys]

659. Bag of Smouldering
660. Rug of Mothering
661. Bowl of Demanding Water Elementals
662. Braces of Armor (gotta protect that perfect smile!)
663. Figurine of Ponderous Power: 13 of 80
664. Daern's Instant Coffee, Decaf
665. Elixir of Turning Undead (aka "The Kool-Aid")
666. Deck of Useless Things, 8th Edition

 

[Zustiur]

667. Club of tree stunning. (only works on totally normal trees)
668. Patriot arrow (comes with faulty programming that makes the arrow explode without completing its task)
669. Blunt scissors.
670. Sword of Sharkness.

Zustiur.

 

[beta-ray]

(re: Hans joke)
So we're getting racist now?

At least you aren't cruel to animals.


That's what Franz are for.

671. Foot of Athelete

 

[andargor]

672. Scarab of Crabiness