1001 Magic Items Nobody Wants

[DarkSoldier]

585: Hammer, anvil, and stirrup of Vecna.
586: Metacarpals of Vecna.
587: Long bones of Vecna.
588: 3rd grade report card of Vecna.
589: Teddy bear of Vecna. (aka Bobo)
590: Braces and headgear of Vecna.

I guess that's Vecna all over the place.

 

[Thresher]

Not quite...

591, Ring of Vecna

 

[KDLadage]

592. Rings of the Olympics
593. Potion of Dehydration
594. Mellon Balls of Ben Wah
595. Bottomless Tankard (aka: a tube)
596. Amulet of Protection from Vecna's 3rd Grade Report Card
597. Armor of Vulnerability
598. Gem of False Seeing
599. Amulet of Protection from Amulets
600. Taxidermist of Vecna

 

[Belphanior]

601 Immovable Rod (Relative to its absolute position, not that of the rotating/orbiting planet, so it'll zoom off at dozens of thousands of miles an hour and rip your arm off. The sonic boom is also quite impressive.)


Hmm, too wordy?


edit: numbering

 

[Chris_Nightwing]

602: Imvomable Rod: No matter how hard you try, it's always stuck down your throat...

Edit: sp and no.

 

[Wippit Guud]

603. The Ugly Stick

 

[KDLadage]

That Ugly Stick Gets around!

Right now it would be numbers 342, 542 (originally entered as 523), and now 603! There must be a whole heapin' helpin' of those things (and judging by my family, I would say we ended up with more than our fair share of those...)

 

[Wippit Guud]

604. Wand of Bigby's Bitchslapping Hand

 

[MarauderX]

605. Cursed Dicebag of 1's.
606. Heat Lamp of Hair Scorching
607. Matches of Fire Resistance

 

[Kae'Yoss]

608. Wall of Forge. (You need 4 of them, of course)