1001 Magic Items Nobody Wants

[Kae'Yoss]

609. Wand of Misspell Magic.

 

[PowerWordDumb]

610. underpants of Explosions

611. Bottomless Bag of Dog Poo

612. False Teeth of Vecna

613. Codpiece of Infinite Papercuts

614. Waterwing's Bracers of Childish Swimming

615. Decanter of Endlessly Unfulfilling Chinese-Food

616. Potion of Tasha's Hideous Flatulence

 

[andargor]

617. Dunce cap of Brilliance

 

[Wippit Guud]

I'm gonna spell the name wrong but... (someone spell it right for me)

618. Keogtom's Acne Cream
619. Nahzul's Marvelous Hair Dye

 

[Sejs]

620. Torso of Vecna.



Anyone else get the feeling that Vecna is sorta like MST3K's Jonny Longtorso? He's the lich-god that comes in pieces! Collect them all!

 

[KDLadage]

621. Holey Water (looks like liquid swiss cheese)
622. Boots of Elviskind
623. Soap Rope
624. Magic Marker
625. Lizards of the Coast
626. Deck of Magic: The Gathering
627. Scarf of the Swinger
628. Leisure Suit of Tackyness
629. Platform Shoes of Slipperyness
630. First Edition copy of the Player's Handbook for Advanced Papers and Paychecks (signed by Jerry Gaxon)

 

[e3_Jeb]

631: Boccob's Chicken Soup for the Epic Level Dork...

 

[Themis]

632. Red shirt of NPC (think Star trek)

633. Lumpy bed of sleeplessness

634. Wand of point blank fireballs

 

[Malcolm]

635. Absorb-ent Shield – no good at defense but soaks up water like a sponge!
636. Frost, Brand sunglasses – “Why is it some &$*# NPCs gotta try to iceskate uphill?”
637. Potion of Gaseous Farm
638. Ring of Tele-Savalas
639. Rod of Insecurity – thinks all the other rods are so much more Uber..
640. Scroll of PowerWord:Spill
641. Staff of Powerlines
642. Wand of False Life – social wall-flower tendencies, Be’gone!
643. Bag of tricks, Puce – for the love of Boccob don’t ask…
644. Golem Manual, Earwax
645. Nose-Ring Gates
646. Carpet of crawling
647. Tome of 2nd thoughts +5

 

[andargor]

648. Heward's Heavy Haversack