101 jokes about the four different PC types.

[MeepoTheMighty]

Horse's Name:

Real Men: Horse
Real Roleplayers: Shadowfax
Loonies: In the desert, you can remember your name, cuz there ain't no one for to give you no pain.
Munchkin: Smaug

Gods:

Real Men: Pray to Pelor
Real Roleplayers: Pray to Wee Jas
Loonies: Pray to Snickerdoodle, their pet rock.
Munchkins: Take prayers from Hextor


Potions:

Real Men: Drink potions of healing
Real Roleplayers: Drink potions of love
Loonies: Drink potions of plant control
Munchkins: Drink potions of DM control

Orcs:

Real Men: Slay a whole tribe of orcs
Real Roleplayers: Slay a whole tribe of orcs, except for the women and children
Loonies: Run around the battlefield boffing orcs with an exceptionally large trout.
Munchkins: Slay Orcus

 

[Argent Silvermage]

This is a great Idea and funny!

 

[S'mon]

>>Favorite Fantasy Author
Real Men read Fritz Lieber & Robert Howard.
Thespians read David Eddings & Terry Brooks.
Brains read Ursula Leguin & Robert Jordan.
Loonies read Piers Anthony & Robert Asprin.
Munchkins read E. Gary Gygax. <<

Funny, I like RE Howard, Fritz Leiber AND Gary Gygax.

I like some Ursula LeGuin too... :O

 

[WanderingMonster]

When they die,

Real Men go to Ysgard.
Real Roleplayers go to the Seven Heavens
Loonies go to Bytopia, cause they like to watch (wink, wink, nudge, nudge, knowhatImean?)
Munchkins go to the Nine Hells, since they have a summer home there anyway (after they killed Asmodeus). This way they'll be closer to the Blood War.

When they roll a critical,

Real Men say, "WOO-HOO! Double damage!"
Real Roleplayers describe in detail the finesse of their maneuver, the spray of the blood (or ichor), and the steely resolve in their eye as they watch their foe fall.
Loonies ask, "What kind of damage do I roll for wielding the halfling rogue?"
Munchkins yawn.

Upon examining their character sheets we find that

Real Men are still using the same sheet from when they were first level. All bonuses to hit points and weapon damage are meticulously spelled out.
Real Roleplayers are using their 35 page full color sheet they downloaded from the web but, "could really use a few more pages."
Loonies forgot it (again), but have what they can remember written on the back of a coaster from TGIFriday's.
Munchkins photocopied p.291-2 of the Epic Level Handbook...and added a few more levels of fighter.