101 Reasons Your Character Missed Last Session

[Teacher Man]

73) Ended up in detention for 'misuse' of an invisibility ring.

 

[Hand of Evil]

74) Holding a finger in a leaky dike!

75) Climbed a Bean Stalk.

76) Following some bread crumbs in the woods.

77) Trying to pull a sword from a stone.

78) Releasing the Kraken.

79) Trying on new cod pieces.

 

[Scott DeWar]

70) Pon farr

Great, now there is to be a baby spock running around.

 

[Scott DeWar]

79. Couldent pay for brothel 'services' so had to 'work' off debt.

 

[greyhaze]

80. Quicksand, but it was only chest deep.

 

[Teacher Man]

81. Was ambushed by by a pack of flamingo riding gnomes.

 

[Hand of Evil]

83) Is the new Dread Pirate Roberts

84) Running off to France to kill the gang that kidnapped a family member and planning on selling them as a sex slave!

85) Transporting said family member without know it

 

[Electric Wizard]

86) You went to check on beasts of burden at mouth of dungeon and found them gone! Spent the session tracking down the thieves and bringing the animals back.

87) Received dire omen in a dream and decided not to take your chances.

 

[Dioltach]

88) Discovered a mirror with an Internet connection. And no filter.
89) Got caught up watching a play about the crew of a ship trying to stay afloat on the fringes of society after a bloody civil war.

 

[Hand of Evil]

90) Tryed to jump a fence and failed, knocking self out and the rest of the party just did not notice.