101 Theorhetical Sith!

[hafrogman]

Two short ones


Darth K - personal motto "More tatoos than that Maul guy"

Darth N - Hi, This is Tom Bodette for Motel Sith, where we'll always leave the lightsaber on for you.

 

[Squire James]

So Darth Maul liked shopping?

Yes, especially if it's 50% off!

 

[KainG]

Darth Terrupt - His master never could finish his evil speech with him around.

Darth Ternet - Capable of spewing out all sorts of trivia, but his mastery of the Force wasn't as strong as his Google-fu.

Darth Capable - Really couldn't accomplish anything.

 

[Tarrasque Wrangler]

Darth Sider - Blew the whistle on the deathstick industry on "60 Parsecs".

Darth Dicate - Liked to use his lightsaber as a laser pointer at Sith staff meetings.

Darth Sistent - "No, I'm your father!"

 

[kingpaul]

Darth Ch - shortest Sith Lord ever!

 

[Rozman]

Darth Opportune- "Is this a bad time?"

Darth Appropriate- "Now where did my pants go?!?!'

Darth Can- "Behold my massive pyramid!"

Darth Line Skating- "I'm telling you, it's the next big thing!"

Darth Escapable- "Fooled ya!"

Darth Secure- "Does this cloak make my butt look big?"

Darth Diana Jones- "Snakes? Why did it have to be snakes?!?!"

 

[Rozman]

Darth Trepid- "To inifinity, and beyond!"

Darth Compatible- "Why can't I ever get a 2nd date?"

Darth Teger- "What is this 1/2 you speak of?"

Darth Estimable- "Even I don't know how great I am!"

Darth Consequential- "Do you ever feel small? In a spiritual sense, I mean?"

-Must...stop...but...can't...stop

 

[Dirigible]

Darth Sider - Blew the whistle on the deathstick industry on "60 Parsecs".

Pure, gem-studded, comedy gold.

 

[John Crichton]

Darth Nader - The Green Sith. Fear his biodegradable lightsaber!!

 

[RangerWickett]

Darth Cubate - Taking over the role of 'nastiest thing in the Universe', it's a xenomorph with Dark Side powers.

Bwahahaha. I now have my villain for tonight's game. Thank you!