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101 Theorhetical Sith!


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Darth G (take 2) - head of a multi-billion financial services firm that still can't get any respect.

Darth Noculate - he was this close to wiping out Rakghoul Disease.

Darth Laid - not what you're thinking, you pervert; he wore armor decorated with semi-precious stones.

Darth Law - every since Leia and Han got married, this guy just won't stop showing up asking to borrow the Millenium Falcon.
 


Darth Calcuable - no one could figure him out.

Darth Soluable - Go ahead, just add water... he's the opposite of the Wicked Witch of the West.

Darth Curable - A depressing, hopeless downer.

Darth Animate - Stoicly stares into space...

Darth Dividualist - Always trying to be different from all the other Sith.
 

Darth Formant - He was always providing the Jedi with tips about Sith activities.

Darth Active - Spent most of his time on the couch with Darth Ternet.

Darth Corporate - Copied the schtick of a lot of other Sith.

Darth Corrigible - He never returned to the Light Side.

Darth Competant - The Emporer had this idea about letting Stormtroopers become Sith...

Darth Destructible - The only Sith to ever get to roll d100's for Hit Dice.

Darth Grown - Spent most of his time at the podiatrist.

Darth Come - Because someone had to pay for all the nifty Sith toys.

Darth Spection - Was always checking that the other Sith polished their boots, made their beds, and kept their lightsabers in working order.

Darth Struction - Although a mere apprentice, he liked to give orders.

Darth Strument Panel - Was only ever appreciated by the other Sith during flights.

Darth Solvent - Joined the Sith in the hope of paying off his credit cards.

Darth Nate - He was born with fully developed Sith abilities and never needed a day of training.

Darth Possible - Slept through Sith Names 101 and thought it was okay to choose a word that starts with "im". Shared his notes with others, resulting in Darth Perfect, Darth Portant, Darth Pale, and Darth Maculate having to choose new names.

Darth YPD Blue - Bared his butt more often than the other Sith.

Darth Staller - The Sith assigned to set up the appliances on Sith vessels.

Darth Filtrate - The best spy the Sith ever produced.

Darth Itials - Everyone called him "D.I."

Darth Terminate - He just keeps going on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and....

Darth Exterminate! - The Dalek Sith who saved the other Sith from death by boredom at the hands of Darth Terminate.

Darth Determinate - Nobody really knows what he is.


Uhhh... I'm gonna stop now while I still (barely) can.
 

Darth Mate- Spends most of his life behind bars.
Darth Dustrious - the hardest working Sith iof them all.
Darth Ertia- One this guy is moving, look out.
Darth Falible- The Sith that is never wrong.
Darth Exact- Close but not quite right.
Darth Fidelity- He is not a one woman Sith.
Darth Ferno- A seriously hot and evil Sith
Darth Flamation- Has an old saber wound that just won't stop aching.
Darth Fielder- Played on the Empire all star team.
Darth Flation- A typo in one of his memo's led to the Death Star
Darth Grown- Nastiest feet this side of Tatooine
Darth Fluenza- Biological warfare expert
Darth Nocent- Not really evil at all.
Darth Offensive- Very politically correct Sith lord
Darth Quisitive- Always asking questions.
Darth Tegrity- the Sith that could not tell a lie.
Darth Continent- A Sith in need of a diaper change.

Thank you everyone for some good laughs.
 

Darth cantation: Liked his voo doo

Darth Clement: Lived on a mountain, very harsh

Darth Crust: Likes decorating his things with jewels

Darth effable: Wow

Darth Fernal: Sold his soul to the devil to gain supreme Sith powers

Darth Fluence: Used subtle means to gain what he wanted

Darth Somnia: Doesn't sleep.

Darth Veigh: Talk the talk, quite violently but never walked the walk.
 

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