101 Things To Find in a Sewer

[Tharen the Damned]

78) A fleeing 3 legged Goblin.

Never ever follow the Goblin, it will lead you only to Chaos an Corruption. I know, I once folowed a 3 legged Goblin and ended up broke, pursued by witch hunters and insane!

 

[GrumpyOldMan]

78) A fleeing 3 legged Goblin.

Never ever follow the Goblin, it will lead you only to Chaos an Corruption. I know, I once folowed a 3 legged Goblin and ended up broke, pursued by witch hunters and insane!

Sound advice, a very similar thing happened to me!

 

[Tharen the Damned]

Sound advice, a very similar thing happened to me!

Did things also get worse for you in a certain castle with very disturbing inhabitants?

 

[GrumpyOldMan]

Did things also get worse for you in a certain castle with very disturbing inhabitants?

Much worse, I got killed!

 

[Piratecat]

Here’s a few real life suggestions. I know, I was there.

You totally win!

 

[GrumpyOldMan]

You totally win!

It was almost thirty years ago, but the memories still linger. Fortunately, the smell washes off eventally.

 

[Moon-Lancer]

79 someone said this already but I'm gong to make it more obvious. ummm... deadlights?

80 a whole bunch of mundane weapons and armor left by other adventurers. or lots of silver peaces.

81 the lonely discarded body of Mordenkainen (killed by his imaginary friends)

82 a really slutty and trashy mermaid (or man).

83 a dimensional gate to the unseelie court.

 

[ivocaliban]

84. Adolescent Pseudonatural Ninja Tortles

 

[Ipissimus]

85. A secret assassins guild or thieves guild arsenal.
86. A small group of peasant revolutionaries busy plotting treason.
87. A barrel full of torches left by the city guard.
88. An escaped pet monkey 'gone native' min/maxed for ranged attacks.
89. An empty coffin floating in the middle of a cistern.
90. A river of mood-altering slime.
91. An underground village of lepers.
92. A whirlpool that empties the contents of the sewer into the Underdark. Bonus points if the resultant 'river' eventually rains down on a temple of Lolth.

 

[Ry]

90. A river of mood-altering slime.

"I wasn't happy when we came into this sewer, but now that I'm covered in slime I'm downright ticked."