101+ uses for a vial of melted troll flesh

[Moe Ronalds]

A campaign I'm in just defeated the troll in the sunless citadel, by ultimately melting it's face off (with it still in its tomb! It never got a hit in!) My character (a swashbuckler) decided that it's always best to use things to their full potential, and filled a vial that once contained holy water with melty troll face goo. Now, I'm wondering what I can do with it. ANy ideas?

1) Temporary mask- rub it all over your face (YECH) and people will have a harder time telling who you are.

 

[TBoarder]

2) Since the vial held Holy Water before, the remnants of the holy water mixing with the Troll goos regenerative ability creates a salve of Cure Light Wounds.

 

[rounser]

3) Really foul tasting chewing gum, which you can't afford to stop chewing lest it begin to grow again.

 

[Oni]

1) Temporary mask- rub it all over your face (YECH) and people will have a harder time telling who you are.

You could rub mud on your face and people would have a harder time telling who you were too.

I'm assuming since you melted it's face off you used acid or some such thing, wouldn't that negate any interesting regenerative powers pretty much leaving a pile of inert gooey flesh.

 

[Felix]

4) For use in spas: Instead of a restorative mud bath, why not take a regenerative trollsludge bath today! Complimentary cucumber slices available upon request!

As for chewing gum, all you need to do is swallow it - your stomach acids should do the trick in stoping it from reforming.

 

[hammymchamham]

5. booze

 

[rounser]

As for chewing gum, all you need to do is swallow it - your stomach acids should do the trick in stoping it from reforming.

This is assuming it doesn't quickly grow in the oesophagus and choke the chewer to death.

 

[SamuraiY]

I don't think the troll from Sunless Citadel actually had regeneration.

 

[Viktyr Gehrig]

Cheap skin grafts for people who aren't picky about their appearance.

 

[megamania]

been done. Check out M. Jackson these days.