101 Ways of Knowing your character is too powerful
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WayneLigon
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17. When you approach the Great Wyrm Gold Dragon, toss a saddle on the ground and say 'put that on, bee-yatch'.
s/LaSH
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20. A mind flayer attaches its tentacles to your head, and you sit there thinking, "that itches". (It's not astonishingly powerful, but I've seen it happen...)
21. The phrase "Not another five hundred of them" sees regular use, right after "Don't bother to roll for initiative".
22. You order a Sherman tank with your spare change. In Greyhawk.
23. (I thought this made a nice change) You go to channel positive energy to turn undead, and Pelor shrivels up and dies.
24. You can take on Sick Sword and Omnion and walk away from it. (Who knows what I'm talking about?)
25. (Even more retro) The gazebo sees you coming and flees.
21. The phrase "Not another five hundred of them" sees regular use, right after "Don't bother to roll for initiative".
22. You order a Sherman tank with your spare change. In Greyhawk.
23. (I thought this made a nice change) You go to channel positive energy to turn undead, and Pelor shrivels up and dies.
24. You can take on Sick Sword and Omnion and walk away from it. (Who knows what I'm talking about?)
25. (Even more retro) The gazebo sees you coming and flees.
Mathew_Freeman
Adventurer
26. Every time you cast a spell the God of Magic gets a headache.
27. You can convert pit fiends to worship of Yondalla.
27. You can convert pit fiends to worship of Yondalla.
jdavis
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28 You stop carrying weapons, they just make it to easy. A good stick will work just as well.
29 You give every monster the first round free, makes them think they have a chance.
30 You prefer to wrestle Dragons instead of fighting them. It's fun to make them say uncle.
31 You use a high level Lich as your pack animal.
32 Didn't like where the castle was sitting so you moved it.
33 Teleportation is too slow a form of travel.
34 You have hirelings who go into Dungeons before you just to warn them your comming.
35 When the rest of the party ask "what happened to ALL the Frost Giants?' you reply "I ate them."
36 The gods grant you divine powers just to avoid being picked on anymore.
37 The rest of the players at the table roll their eyes and bang their heads against things whenever you touch your dice.
29 You give every monster the first round free, makes them think they have a chance.
30 You prefer to wrestle Dragons instead of fighting them. It's fun to make them say uncle.
31 You use a high level Lich as your pack animal.
32 Didn't like where the castle was sitting so you moved it.
33 Teleportation is too slow a form of travel.
34 You have hirelings who go into Dungeons before you just to warn them your comming.
35 When the rest of the party ask "what happened to ALL the Frost Giants?' you reply "I ate them."
36 The gods grant you divine powers just to avoid being picked on anymore.
37 The rest of the players at the table roll their eyes and bang their heads against things whenever you touch your dice.
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38. The other five PC's in the group play with you just to obtain your hand-me-down magic items.
39. The King asks for an audience with you whenever you travel into his lands.
40. You are struck by the epic spell Vengeful Gaze of the Gods, and you reply "Is that the best you got?" and you're serious.
41. You are able to survive casting Vengeful Gaze of the Gods
42. You take a trip to the Nine Hells and Asmodeus goes into
hiding.
43. You rough up Arch devils to make them tell you where Asmodeus is hiding.
38. The other five PC's in the group play with you just to obtain your hand-me-down magic items.
39. The King asks for an audience with you whenever you travel into his lands.
40. You are struck by the epic spell Vengeful Gaze of the Gods, and you reply "Is that the best you got?" and you're serious.
41. You are able to survive casting Vengeful Gaze of the Gods
42. You take a trip to the Nine Hells and Asmodeus goes into
hiding.
43. You rough up Arch devils to make them tell you where Asmodeus is hiding.
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Robbert Raets
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s/LaSH said:
Ah! The Inter-Continental League of Disgusting Characters!!
Mathew_Freeman
Adventurer
44. When the DM starts describing your foes attack, you merely point to your character sheet under 'Immunities' and say "Nope."
