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101 Ways to tell your Dungeon Master is not going to allow your character...
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s/LaSH
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109. "I was just watching Slayers and..."
110. "My character's called Di'em, and he has a control complex. I figure it'll make for interesting role-playing."
111. "I would like to play a magical moon princess named Serena." (If the DM hates Sailor Moon, you're screwed. If the DM loves Sailor Moon, they'll hate the name Serena. I learned this from a diehard. He introduced me to some brutal quarterstaff kills in the final parts of the series.)
Hey, isn't it cool how we all just switched over to ###. instead of ###) after 100?
110. "My character's called Di'em, and he has a control complex. I figure it'll make for interesting role-playing."
111. "I would like to play a magical moon princess named Serena." (If the DM hates Sailor Moon, you're screwed. If the DM loves Sailor Moon, they'll hate the name Serena. I learned this from a diehard. He introduced me to some brutal quarterstaff kills in the final parts of the series.)
Hey, isn't it cool how we all just switched over to ###. instead of ###) after 100?
Gez
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112°) "I've converted some rules from the Complete Book of Elves for my new character".
113°) "I've just read that DragonLance novel, and I want to play a small guy, for a change..."
114°) Your DM run a d20 Rokugan campaign, and you come up with the Dragon Star Starfarer's Handbook.
115°) Your DM run a stone-age setting, and you were looking at the DMG's futuristic weapons while choosing your equipment.
116°) "I need a bit of background for my new character. Since in D&D we have elves and dwarves instead of elfs and dwarfs, do we have smurfs or smurves in D&D ?"
117°) You ask if your wizard can have a Smurf familiar.
118°) Since your Smurf familiar was rejected, you ask for a succubus familiar.
119°) You want to play a beholder psion in a "psionics are different" world.
120°) You want to play an awakened squirrel spellfire channeler. That or a half-dragon chuul paladin.
113°) "I've just read that DragonLance novel, and I want to play a small guy, for a change..."
114°) Your DM run a d20 Rokugan campaign, and you come up with the Dragon Star Starfarer's Handbook.
115°) Your DM run a stone-age setting, and you were looking at the DMG's futuristic weapons while choosing your equipment.
116°) "I need a bit of background for my new character. Since in D&D we have elves and dwarves instead of elfs and dwarfs, do we have smurfs or smurves in D&D ?"
117°) You ask if your wizard can have a Smurf familiar.
118°) Since your Smurf familiar was rejected, you ask for a succubus familiar.
119°) You want to play a beholder psion in a "psionics are different" world.
120°) You want to play an awakened squirrel spellfire channeler. That or a half-dragon chuul paladin.
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Larry Fitz
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122. Your DM hits their head on the gaming table while trying to retrieve their inhaler that they dropped while trying to stave off the asthma attack started by the laughing fits reading your character sheet caused.
123. Your Dm after reading your character sheet starts clutching his chest and looks up gasping, "I'm coming Martha! This is the big one!"
124. The DM dresses up like Anne Robinson and imitates her voice while telling all the other players that your character "is the weakest link, goodbye!"
125. Your DM posts your character sheet on Enworld under the subject line "Want a good laugh?"
126. After you finish creating the character and hand it to the DM to look over, they chuckle a bit and ask "No seriously, where's the real character sheet?"
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123. Your Dm after reading your character sheet starts clutching his chest and looks up gasping, "I'm coming Martha! This is the big one!"
124. The DM dresses up like Anne Robinson and imitates her voice while telling all the other players that your character "is the weakest link, goodbye!"
125. Your DM posts your character sheet on Enworld under the subject line "Want a good laugh?"
126. After you finish creating the character and hand it to the DM to look over, they chuckle a bit and ask "No seriously, where's the real character sheet?"
<edit> had to re-do numbering
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Sanackranib
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101 ways . . . wait we're up to 130 DOH!
130) your character conversion contains anything from "Unearthed Arcana"
130) your character conversion contains anything from "Unearthed Arcana"
Silver Moon
Adventurer
Re: Almost There...
A player actually tried to pull this one me once - the above is almost an exact quote!
sohcahtoa_e_pi said:
A player actually tried to pull this one me once - the above is almost an exact quote!
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