Raduin711
Hero
I believe we should round up all the PC's who want to steal from and/or assassinate their fellow PC's and only let them game with each other.
... and don't try to argue that my Lawful Good Paladin wouldn't instantly behead (or at least cut off a hand of) your lying, thieving character when caught red-handed.
Well, I know you asked not to argue against it but...
I think the inflexible, automatic Paladin can, at times, be just as disruptive to a game as the kleptomaniacal theif.
The Paladin, while he does have to be forthright and just and good and all that... it doesn't have to mean that he has to cut off the rogue's head, or hand, or finger, or anything.
This goes with the article's rule 3 (chopping off body parts is the severest form of negation) rule 4 (While the paladin's behavior is, to a degree, mandated, your hands aren't tied that tightly. What ELSE could your paladin do?) As well as rule 5.