111 Reasons to Prefer Kirk

[El Mahdi]

Yeah, but Kirk will probably still make out better. You'll end up with Carol Marcus's homely roomate, or the Orion slave girl with one leg shorter than the other, or hooked up on a blind double date with one of Spock's distant cousins...a half-Vulcan, half-Horta - and trust me, even being part silicon based, she doesn't rock!

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Kirk will probably still make out better. You'll end up with Carol Marcus's homely roomate, or the Orion slave girl with one leg shorter than the other

I'll take the asymmetrical Orion- at least if she pulls a knife on me, I can get away while she runs in circles.

half-Vulcan,

Half-Vulcan, check it and see
Got a temp of 103
C'mon baby
Why won't you laugh?
'Cause I'm half-Vulcan, Half-Vulcan.

half-Horta

I'm a never Horta dat- wotsa she like?

 

[El Mahdi]

I'm a never Horta dat- wotsa she like?

Kinda like this...

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Atsa no good- mebbe I wear a eye-patch. Mebbe two or three.

 

[jonesy]

Atsa no good- mebbe I wear a eye-patch. Mebbe two or three.

Did you suddenly turn into Chico Marx?

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

I hadda a Chico Marx alonga time- itsa birth Marx. But don'ta stare- atsa rude.

Besides, itsa not onna dat Chico.

 

[Jack7]

Whatzamatta yu guys? Yuze talkin like yu got a Tuscaloosa!

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

I justa see the dentist at 2:30, but he tells me my toothsa justa fine.

 

[Jack7]

Yu no go to Alabama den. They lika there Tuscaloosa. Mebbe yu no go two or three times.