Hey there, Piratecat, what do you say to a man who shows up on your doorstep in a black and red cape with a pale face and fangs, trying to sell you a set of encylopedias?
Hey there, Piratecat, what do you say to a man who shows up on your doorstep in a black and red cape with a pale face and fangs, trying to sell you a set of encylopedias?
Uh, well, the best thing to do would probably be to stab him in the heart with a stake or anything nearby that's handy and made of wood. Then, you may want to sever his head and douse him in holy water, as befits your local folklore.
*takes off hat and kneels with big grin, wiggling hat at audience*